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I'll try to keep the air fresh without too much snark.
Try.
Try.
So, covered in green chili and squeeze cheese. Probably need a shower now.
March 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
So, covered in green chili and squeeze cheese. Probably need a shower now.
Packaged? Or,like, loose and slimey?
March 28, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Packaged? Or,like, loose and slimey?
I exercise my second ammendment rights. I'm sure that's not a popular sentiment on this platform,but whenever I hear "whatever will we do about this shit?" I get frustrated.
You might be wise to adopt their mentality.
Fight or get beat up.
You might be wise to adopt their mentality.
Fight or get beat up.
December 27, 2024 at 6:28 AM
I exercise my second ammendment rights. I'm sure that's not a popular sentiment on this platform,but whenever I hear "whatever will we do about this shit?" I get frustrated.
You might be wise to adopt their mentality.
Fight or get beat up.
You might be wise to adopt their mentality.
Fight or get beat up.
There is no ice. It's like regular coffee...
December 22, 2024 at 12:05 AM
There is no ice. It's like regular coffee...
Framing square, speed square, combination square. Confuse the hell out of those little shits.
December 4, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Framing square, speed square, combination square. Confuse the hell out of those little shits.
They're mostly great, but I fear one of them infested my DMs with illuminati, finance bros, and only fans hookers.
December 2, 2024 at 1:04 AM
They're mostly great, but I fear one of them infested my DMs with illuminati, finance bros, and only fans hookers.
Fuckin pass it already.
December 2, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Fuckin pass it already.
Alternative theory: Andy Reid payed Jake from State Farm to shove a horseshoe up his ass.
November 29, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Alternative theory: Andy Reid payed Jake from State Farm to shove a horseshoe up his ass.
Blonde roux. Never brick.
November 27, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Blonde roux. Never brick.
Depends on how sausagy your gravy is?
November 27, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Depends on how sausagy your gravy is?
Every time that song came on, not only did my head spasm, but my right foot locked up and earned me a speeding ticket or two.
November 27, 2024 at 6:21 AM
Every time that song came on, not only did my head spasm, but my right foot locked up and earned me a speeding ticket or two.
Does your table have construction paper and crayons? Cuz after I grill the turkey that's prolly where I'm sittin!
November 27, 2024 at 6:06 AM
Does your table have construction paper and crayons? Cuz after I grill the turkey that's prolly where I'm sittin!
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Funniest part: he says he can’t pay his bills but he asked to postpone a hearing or trial so he could attend trump’s inauguration 😂😂 is he going to walk to DC?
November 26, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Funniest part: he says he can’t pay his bills but he asked to postpone a hearing or trial so he could attend trump’s inauguration 😂😂 is he going to walk to DC?
Trump will send him a Lyft in exchange for a blowie.
November 26, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Trump will send him a Lyft in exchange for a blowie.
Just weird here 😕
November 26, 2024 at 8:25 AM
Just weird here 😕
In which corner of this vast universe do you reside, may I ask?
November 26, 2024 at 7:58 AM
In which corner of this vast universe do you reside, may I ask?