Give hockey dogs sticks and pads and let them snap at the ankles of the opposing goalie whilst scoring sneaky goals.

Heck, give dogs their own hockey league with teams like Toronto Toepicks and Montreal Mongrels.

Make Hockey Great Again!

As are your ruminantions...

'perineal' .... Ouch.

Only the sanctions that Putin approves.

Mind-control "lettuce" on the hamburgers...

"Let loose the Daleks, Mr. Trump!"

Hey, an MRI could just be to see if you have any stray metal hanging around inside your body.

You can't be too careful these days, metal stuff is everywhere.

One of these Muslims has money and is willing to bribe a head of state. The murderer thing is strictly incidental, as it involved another Muslim.

They're both so hot they'll burn up and disappear in a cloud of fetid fumes.

Dear universe, make it so.

The dog that didn't bark...

It will spawn a whole new generation of hymns, though.

Time for the OREO Speedwagon to fly?

A dollar for your thoughts on this.