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bobgert dad
@bobgertdad.bsky.social
· Jun 26
I'm going to start a podcast (threat)
Why did I sell my sister?
December 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Why did I sell my sister?
I'm a frog with big teeth and I loove smiling at people and biting people and brushing my teeth and flossing I looooove dental hygiene and sinking my teeth into a person's flesh
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I'm a frog with big teeth and I loove smiling at people and biting people and brushing my teeth and flossing I looooove dental hygiene and sinking my teeth into a person's flesh
I don't have anything to say today but that in and of itself is kind of something to say isn't it? Language is weird like that..,..,,,.,
Buy gamersupps using code "bobgertiscool" for +10% on the final price!!!!!!
Buy gamersupps using code "bobgertiscool" for +10% on the final price!!!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I don't have anything to say today but that in and of itself is kind of something to say isn't it? Language is weird like that..,..,,,.,
Buy gamersupps using code "bobgertiscool" for +10% on the final price!!!!!!
Buy gamersupps using code "bobgertiscool" for +10% on the final price!!!!!!
No Markiplier today, instead have this time that devil may cry and virgin showed up on my faaaavourite streamer's stream
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
No Markiplier today, instead have this time that devil may cry and virgin showed up on my faaaavourite streamer's stream
No more markiplier
November 14, 2025 at 11:52 AM
No more markiplier
Gang I was gonna write a really original hypothetical or other bit that I came up with all by myself (no theft from anyone else) but then I forgot it... If only someone else—perhaps one of my goodfriends—could post it at some point in future,.,...
October 24, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Gang I was gonna write a really original hypothetical or other bit that I came up with all by myself (no theft from anyone else) but then I forgot it... If only someone else—perhaps one of my goodfriends—could post it at some point in future,.,...
I don't see anybody talking about this but isn't it crazy how
October 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I don't see anybody talking about this but isn't it crazy how
Dude you can't say ANYTHING anymore... You will be CANCELLED for simply saying the truth and your opinion idk I don't really know what cancel culture or freedom of speech actually entail I kinda just make stuff up and repeate what I've heard
bro i will genuinely eat you or something
October 20, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Dude you can't say ANYTHING anymore... You will be CANCELLED for simply saying the truth and your opinion idk I don't really know what cancel culture or freedom of speech actually entail I kinda just make stuff up and repeate what I've heard
My bitchass friend won't accept my "fuck it we ball"
October 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
My bitchass friend won't accept my "fuck it we ball"
Good news guys! I've been put in protective custody! Unfortunately this does mean my schmooble farm is left unattended so if you guys could look after it while I'm away that'd be great.
October 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Good news guys! I've been put in protective custody! Unfortunately this does mean my schmooble farm is left unattended so if you guys could look after it while I'm away that'd be great.
The four rodents caught wind of what I was planning...
September 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The four rodents caught wind of what I was planning...
I'm sorry for lying everyone, I actually am affiliated with the four rodents but they've betrayed me so I will leak all of our business documents soon. Stay tuned.
August 31, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I'm sorry for lying everyone, I actually am affiliated with the four rodents but they've betrayed me so I will leak all of our business documents soon. Stay tuned.
Foxy Fazbear from Five Guys burgers and fries
August 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Foxy Fazbear from Five Guys burgers and fries
A lot of people think I control the four rodents but I'm not actually affiliated with them at all.
August 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
A lot of people think I control the four rodents but I'm not actually affiliated with them at all.
I was going to "skeet" something but I can't think of anything to "skeet" so I'm just going to do this instead
August 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I was going to "skeet" something but I can't think of anything to "skeet" so I'm just going to do this instead
The fuckin' cheese debt,..
August 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The fuckin' cheese debt,..
The implications....
August 6, 2025 at 2:11 PM
The implications....
I'm posting this while I'm sitting at my desk in front of my 'puter
July 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I'm posting this while I'm sitting at my desk in front of my 'puter