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Bob F. Monk
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https://substack.com/home/post/p-158576263

Chief Dissident Officer, Department of Systemic Unlearning

Specializing in satire and gallows humor.
Sub-specializing in satirical bathos through parodic lament (a form of dark bait-and-switch gallows humor).
Additionally this provides the opportunity to trade Ukrainian real world expertise from the battlefield, and the ability to export weapons to NATO for cash.

Tomahawks are fun though, more weapons the merrier I suppose... but how 'bout releasing those undoctored Epstein files instead?
October 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Ukraine has contracts to build homegrown solutions in NATO ally countries such as Denmark, Germany, Slovakia and the Netherlands; so if Russia manages to interrupt Ukraine's in-country abilities, facilities in other countries can step up production. This makes production near invulnerable.
October 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Ukraine's military industrial complex already has developed the FP-5 "Flamingo" cruise missile, and has a range of 3,000 kilometers (1,900 miles) with a 1,150-kilogram (2,540 lb) warhead and is designed to be hardened against Russian electronic warfare systems.

united24media.com/latest-news/...
Ukraine’s 3,000km Flamingo Cruise Missile Born in 9 Months—And It Started Out Pink
In less than nine months, Ukraine’s "Flamingo" cruise missile progressed from concept to trials, with mass production expected to ramp up soon.
united24media.com
October 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Yes yes, have it be a subscription service too: charge $3/mo. for a basic lapel pin, then $8/mo. as a starting price for the premium lapel pins. 😂
October 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
T'was nothing but a grift, nothing to see here. Move along plebians.
October 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
No arguments here. That indictment fits most of the sitting GOP. Johnson seized the short straw to curry favor in the emperor’s court, and now presides as high priest of the theocratic dumpster fire, stoking its embers while the Republic smolders; the insurrection governs within – Impeach them all.
October 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Speak for yourself! If it weren’t for a few pesky laws – and society’s delicate constitution regarding “poor taste” – I’d have a modest puppet troupe made entirely of the famous inconvenienced by death.

AI slop however? I would never.
October 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Doesn't mean he can't get someone to help him hold the book in the right direction for a photo-op! You know, unlike that time with the Bible...
October 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Noice, came to check the comments for this. Good on ya Jay.
October 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Do you remember when the satanic panic was just about things such as Dungeons & Dragons or heavy metal lyrics; not a demagogue in Christian cosplay, ushering in an authoritarian, Christofascist, AI-powered surveillance state for the tech-broligarchy?

Pepperidge Farm also remembers.
pepperidge farm also remembers a cartoon of a man in a straw hat
ALT: pepperidge farm also remembers a cartoon of a man in a straw hat
media.tenor.com
October 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Reposted by Bob F. Monk
Uh-oh Mike.
September 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Old joke format: How do you know JD Vance is lying?

You can smell the bullshit coming out of his mouth.
September 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
”10 Easy Ways to Self-Rapture – #7 Will (Literally) Blow Your Mind!”
September 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Yes, yes – but maybe no humans on the ark this time? They just keep fucking shit up.
September 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM