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Noooo Jack Catitarelli pls run a 4th time, we were all busy today and promise you’ll win next time, pleeeeeease
November 5, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Noooo Jack Catitarelli pls run a 4th time, we were all busy today and promise you’ll win next time, pleeeeeease
BREAKING: Pope Francis dead after JD Vance tried to pick him up and his head fell off
April 21, 2025 at 10:47 AM
BREAKING: Pope Francis dead after JD Vance tried to pick him up and his head fell off
John Oliver Mets fan????
April 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
John Oliver Mets fan????
The Mets, who are good, will bring world peace
April 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The Mets, who are good, will bring world peace
The Minecraft movie is this generation’s Triumph of the Will
April 8, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The Minecraft movie is this generation’s Triumph of the Will
Noah Wyle versus Adam Scott for best tv actor Emmy this year is nuclear bomb vs. coughing baby
March 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Noah Wyle versus Adam Scott for best tv actor Emmy this year is nuclear bomb vs. coughing baby
If you couldn’t handle the Mets at their 2023, you don’t deserve them at their 2025
March 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
If you couldn’t handle the Mets at their 2023, you don’t deserve them at their 2025
A monologue about becoming an ouroboros of sexual gratification and racial fetishization as an answer to the question “why did you stop drinking” was exactly what this season of the white lotus needed
March 18, 2025 at 11:27 AM
A monologue about becoming an ouroboros of sexual gratification and racial fetishization as an answer to the question “why did you stop drinking” was exactly what this season of the white lotus needed
Dementia Don, Jester JD, and Subsidized Welfare Queen Musk crashing the economy in the first 100 days unfortunately covers most of my bingo card for this administration. SAD
March 11, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Dementia Don, Jester JD, and Subsidized Welfare Queen Musk crashing the economy in the first 100 days unfortunately covers most of my bingo card for this administration. SAD
We need to start having the white lotus conversation that Mike White is a Jennifer Coolidge merchant
March 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
We need to start having the white lotus conversation that Mike White is a Jennifer Coolidge merchant
Heartbreaking: Dr Melissa King, the likeable neurodivergent doctor in The Pitt is a nepo baby 😔😔😔
March 7, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Heartbreaking: Dr Melissa King, the likeable neurodivergent doctor in The Pitt is a nepo baby 😔😔😔
Happy no one is sweeping this year so that the Bruce Springsteen biopic and take home everything in 2026
March 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Happy no one is sweeping this year so that the Bruce Springsteen biopic and take home everything in 2026
The fun part about Kieran Culkin winning is the fact that A Real Pain sucks largely because he’s plays an unlikeable whiner in real life too
March 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
The fun part about Kieran Culkin winning is the fact that A Real Pain sucks largely because he’s plays an unlikeable whiner in real life too
Can this year’s Oscar go to the Banshees of Inisherin as an apology for letting everyone getting gaslit into thinking Everything Everywhere All at Once was good
March 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Can this year’s Oscar go to the Banshees of Inisherin as an apology for letting everyone getting gaslit into thinking Everything Everywhere All at Once was good
We have to accept that on a meta-narrative level, Patrick Schwarzenegger was perfectly cast in White Lotus S3
February 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
We have to accept that on a meta-narrative level, Patrick Schwarzenegger was perfectly cast in White Lotus S3
I didn’t need Severence to know that inviting your work husband over to dinner with your real husband never goes well
February 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I didn’t need Severence to know that inviting your work husband over to dinner with your real husband never goes well
Going back in time to tell Steelers fans that Kenny is gonna get a ring
February 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Going back in time to tell Steelers fans that Kenny is gonna get a ring
Thank god DHop dropped that so we can blame everyone but Mahomes
February 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Thank god DHop dropped that so we can blame everyone but Mahomes
Rutgers basketball’s ability to become worse the more good players are on the team needs to be studied
February 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Rutgers basketball’s ability to become worse the more good players are on the team needs to be studied
Early NJ governor democratic nominee debate reactions:
Baraka and Fulop both came off as passionate, experienced, and electable.
Sweeney and Spiller were both solid.
Gottheimer and Sherrill were dull and redundant. Sherrill had a ton of momentum but might have been the worst one on stage tonight.
Baraka and Fulop both came off as passionate, experienced, and electable.
Sweeney and Spiller were both solid.
Gottheimer and Sherrill were dull and redundant. Sherrill had a ton of momentum but might have been the worst one on stage tonight.
February 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Early NJ governor democratic nominee debate reactions:
Baraka and Fulop both came off as passionate, experienced, and electable.
Sweeney and Spiller were both solid.
Gottheimer and Sherrill were dull and redundant. Sherrill had a ton of momentum but might have been the worst one on stage tonight.
Baraka and Fulop both came off as passionate, experienced, and electable.
Sweeney and Spiller were both solid.
Gottheimer and Sherrill were dull and redundant. Sherrill had a ton of momentum but might have been the worst one on stage tonight.
The New Jersey Governor race has everything
Ras Baraka is RESILIENT
Steve Fulop is PROGRESSIVE
Mikie Sherrill is INSPIRING
Steve Sweeney is EXPERIENCED
Jack Ciattarelli
Josh Gottheimer is SHORT
Ras Baraka is RESILIENT
Steve Fulop is PROGRESSIVE
Mikie Sherrill is INSPIRING
Steve Sweeney is EXPERIENCED
Jack Ciattarelli
Josh Gottheimer is SHORT
January 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The New Jersey Governor race has everything
Ras Baraka is RESILIENT
Steve Fulop is PROGRESSIVE
Mikie Sherrill is INSPIRING
Steve Sweeney is EXPERIENCED
Jack Ciattarelli
Josh Gottheimer is SHORT
Ras Baraka is RESILIENT
Steve Fulop is PROGRESSIVE
Mikie Sherrill is INSPIRING
Steve Sweeney is EXPERIENCED
Jack Ciattarelli
Josh Gottheimer is SHORT
The only chiefs vs bills game I care about is the great hunts of the proud Apache nation
January 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The only chiefs vs bills game I care about is the great hunts of the proud Apache nation
I’m going to a Severance party tonight!! (Drinking until we find meaning in life and then don’t remember anything in the morning)
January 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I’m going to a Severance party tonight!! (Drinking until we find meaning in life and then don’t remember anything in the morning)
Can Bluesky just use the old Twitter bird or is it owned by X the everything app? Miss that little guy. I feel no connection to the butterfly
January 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Can Bluesky just use the old Twitter bird or is it owned by X the everything app? Miss that little guy. I feel no connection to the butterfly
I asked ChatGPT to critique my screenplay but it was too perfect and the lack of flaws crashed the website. My bad guys
January 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I asked ChatGPT to critique my screenplay but it was too perfect and the lack of flaws crashed the website. My bad guys