Don't know how to lower but I'm sure I could learn.

State-Sponsored militia in trouble for kidnapping a child off the clock.

I want to spend my retirement days making insane motorcycles as part of my art practice. Mad Max stuff. Anime stuff. Wraiths from my nightmares stuff. The world needs more Cool Shit.

I hate having a day job to survive. I could make so much art, and do so much for my community, but here we are fixing heating and air conditioning.

My company has a bad rep in the union, for among other things, stuff like this. I've told people before, my job is impossible. I'm somehow expected to know how to fix everything that was, or will be, made by anyone. It's a great learning experience but insanely stressful, and customers hate it too.

You may ask, "Wait you know how to repair refrigerators?"

No. I don't. They send me to look at them anyway.

(see this note above)

I still have to drive an hour and a half to go look at a refrigerator that the guy who lives 10 minutes away ran out of time to get to when he was there. That's dumb, but that's a company problem. (oops all companies apparently)

You don't?

Hell yeah that looks good