Sometimes I feel like Ben Affleck trying not to drop all his Dunks
September 22, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Sometimes I feel like Ben Affleck trying not to drop all his Dunks
Anyone in the Boston Area get a presale code for AEW tix in Nov?
September 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Anyone in the Boston Area get a presale code for AEW tix in Nov?
Anyone else ever get ghosted by someone but they kept you on social media and then they get engaged and invite you to their jack&jill?
August 31, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Anyone else ever get ghosted by someone but they kept you on social media and then they get engaged and invite you to their jack&jill?
My anxiety has been at an 11 out of 10 the last few weeks. So it’s nice to have a quiet night to myself 😮💨
August 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
My anxiety has been at an 11 out of 10 the last few weeks. So it’s nice to have a quiet night to myself 😮💨
If Toni Storm was a zombie she’d be ‘Lifeless’ Boni Corpse.
I will not be taking any questions
I will not be taking any questions
August 21, 2025 at 11:35 AM
If Toni Storm was a zombie she’d be ‘Lifeless’ Boni Corpse.
I will not be taking any questions
I will not be taking any questions
My daughter has been attached to me all day, but as soon as I ask for her to help clean up, she disappears 🤔😅
August 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
My daughter has been attached to me all day, but as soon as I ask for her to help clean up, she disappears 🤔😅
I recently got a friend into AEW lol
August 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I recently got a friend into AEW lol
Someone saw ‘Godzilla -1’ and was like “yes but just the first scene”
July 31, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Someone saw ‘Godzilla -1’ and was like “yes but just the first scene”
Called someone a ‘bozo’ in traffic and my kid asked me if that was a slur 🥴
July 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Called someone a ‘bozo’ in traffic and my kid asked me if that was a slur 🥴
Announcer: Here comes Root beer Float Man!
-Crowd starts cheering-
Announcer: it’s a misnomer, it has nothing to do with his powers
-Crowd starts booing-
-Crowd starts cheering-
Announcer: it’s a misnomer, it has nothing to do with his powers
-Crowd starts booing-
July 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Announcer: Here comes Root beer Float Man!
-Crowd starts cheering-
Announcer: it’s a misnomer, it has nothing to do with his powers
-Crowd starts booing-
-Crowd starts cheering-
Announcer: it’s a misnomer, it has nothing to do with his powers
-Crowd starts booing-
Are trailers movie or theater specific? Cinemark plaid 27 minutes of trailers/ads before Jurassic World:Rebirth after show time.
July 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Are trailers movie or theater specific? Cinemark plaid 27 minutes of trailers/ads before Jurassic World:Rebirth after show time.
It’s Wednesday, you know what that means!
July 2, 2025 at 1:19 PM
It’s Wednesday, you know what that means!
Ladies call me Baja Blast, because I’m disgusting
July 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Ladies call me Baja Blast, because I’m disgusting
When they say “the book is better than the movie”, this is what they mean.
June 29, 2025 at 12:26 AM
When they say “the book is better than the movie”, this is what they mean.
One of my daughter’s fish died. Do I secretly replace it or explain fish death to her?
June 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
One of my daughter’s fish died. Do I secretly replace it or explain fish death to her?
Most of the hobbies I once loved have been ruined.
June 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Most of the hobbies I once loved have been ruined.
Just lied to a solicitor and told them I was just house sitting
May 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Just lied to a solicitor and told them I was just house sitting
Damn, I think I’m going to wear shorts for the first time in like two weeks
May 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Damn, I think I’m going to wear shorts for the first time in like two weeks
Everything is bad for you so just die doing what you love.
May 20, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Everything is bad for you so just die doing what you love.