Bobby 📐™
@bobbyisosceles.bsky.social
Socrates was wrong. The unexamined life is metal AF.
Don't follow me unless you know me from the old days.
Don't follow me unless you know me from the old days.
The author's barely concealed fetish
November 8, 2025 at 2:15 PM
The author's barely concealed fetish
My solution to the trolley problem is to run over the five people because "ba-BUMP, ba-BUMP, ba-BUMP, ba-BUMP, ba-BUMP" is a much more aesthetic sound than a single "ba-BUMP"
October 23, 2025 at 11:39 AM
My solution to the trolley problem is to run over the five people because "ba-BUMP, ba-BUMP, ba-BUMP, ba-BUMP, ba-BUMP" is a much more aesthetic sound than a single "ba-BUMP"
Drop some TRANSFORMATIONS
October 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Drop some TRANSFORMATIONS
Bomp bum bomp bee bop bop, bomp bum bomp bee bop bop
October 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Bomp bum bomp bee bop bop, bomp bum bomp bee bop bop
They have to be if they are going to save the president's daughter.
October 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
They have to be if they are going to save the president's daughter.
If Congress can't stand up to Miller and Trump, surely Pritzker KHAN!
October 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
If Congress can't stand up to Miller and Trump, surely Pritzker KHAN!
Spoiler: this is how it will go
September 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Spoiler: this is how it will go
Apparently the TR-116 projectile said "noticing ridges, OWO"
September 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Apparently the TR-116 projectile said "noticing ridges, OWO"
He can play human doctor and also bird doctor!
September 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
He can play human doctor and also bird doctor!
What's with this trend of obvious "blue [madlib]" bot account? I get about 3-4 adds a day, more when there's something geopolitical going on. I block them right away, Feels like IOPS to me.
September 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
What's with this trend of obvious "blue [madlib]" bot account? I get about 3-4 adds a day, more when there's something geopolitical going on. I block them right away, Feels like IOPS to me.
On this day 13 years ago I deep fried a ribeye for @natashanacre.bsky.social and it honestly wasn't bad.
September 3 has always been Deep Fried Steak day for me ever since.
September 3 has always been Deep Fried Steak day for me ever since.
September 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
On this day 13 years ago I deep fried a ribeye for @natashanacre.bsky.social and it honestly wasn't bad.
September 3 has always been Deep Fried Steak day for me ever since.
September 3 has always been Deep Fried Steak day for me ever since.
the actual North Korean shit is this
August 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
the actual North Korean shit is this
ONE YOU WOCK THE TAWGET
TWO YOU BAIT THE WINE
THWEE YOU SWOWWY SPWEAD THE NET
AND FOUW YOU CATCH THE WABBIT
TWO YOU BAIT THE WINE
THWEE YOU SWOWWY SPWEAD THE NET
AND FOUW YOU CATCH THE WABBIT
August 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
ONE YOU WOCK THE TAWGET
TWO YOU BAIT THE WINE
THWEE YOU SWOWWY SPWEAD THE NET
AND FOUW YOU CATCH THE WABBIT
TWO YOU BAIT THE WINE
THWEE YOU SWOWWY SPWEAD THE NET
AND FOUW YOU CATCH THE WABBIT
I don't know what this cracker barrel shit is about and at this point I'm afraid to ask; but would Worf have a fair chance against cracker barrel?
August 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I don't know what this cracker barrel shit is about and at this point I'm afraid to ask; but would Worf have a fair chance against cracker barrel?
Yes. This format works very well for low tech, no need to make a VN out of it. It can even be very visuals-forward. See attached.
August 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Yes. This format works very well for low tech, no need to make a VN out of it. It can even be very visuals-forward. See attached.
They said I could become anything I wanted
So I became a Ninja Turtle
So I became a Ninja Turtle
August 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
They said I could become anything I wanted
So I became a Ninja Turtle
So I became a Ninja Turtle
Lovecraft ain't got shit on me
August 6, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Lovecraft ain't got shit on me
Narrator: it was just the Mandate of Palestine.
July 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Narrator: it was just the Mandate of Palestine.
Lamassu = Mesopotamian demon
Pazuzu = Mesopotamian demon
Labubu = NO THIS IS FINE I'LL GET ONE FOR MY CHILDREN
#TheKingsPactBindsThem
Pazuzu = Mesopotamian demon
Labubu = NO THIS IS FINE I'LL GET ONE FOR MY CHILDREN
#TheKingsPactBindsThem
July 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Lamassu = Mesopotamian demon
Pazuzu = Mesopotamian demon
Labubu = NO THIS IS FINE I'LL GET ONE FOR MY CHILDREN
#TheKingsPactBindsThem
Pazuzu = Mesopotamian demon
Labubu = NO THIS IS FINE I'LL GET ONE FOR MY CHILDREN
#TheKingsPactBindsThem
we are at the pizza beach part of the party
July 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
we are at the pizza beach part of the party