A Canadian woman just explained to me that Americans are “retards” because their education system teaches them myths such as that of Lewis & Clark

I’ve been asked by multiple people lately how often I think of the Roman Empire. I responded “basically, never?” each time. Then I looked it up and now I want to know why a bunch of men apparently say things like “multiple times per day.”

Someone please do the research study.

A guy came up to me and said I look like “that tennis player who always yelled” that he saw in a documentary. He also informed me that he is a stand-up comedian. Not sure where to go with this.