Bobby Benavides
bobbybcomedy.bsky.social
Bobby Benavides
@bobbybcomedy.bsky.social
Comedian. Dad. Hungry.
1) There’s no extra point mime positions.

And

2) I am dumb enough to believe that there would be extra point mime positions.
January 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Share as many as you can and as often as you can.

This will plant mental seeds to draw people away from the deals and sites you are going to really shop at and create less lag time.

Playing chess not checkers here people! #joke #Shopping #GoodLuck
November 26, 2024 at 11:56 AM
Share how you have been in way more trash cans you would like to even talk about, but hey, at least you made it.

The aisles should be clear and honestly, the staff will probably leave you alone. Thank goodness for self checkout!

Happy shopping!
November 26, 2024 at 11:55 AM
#blackfriday2024 #shopping tip #5:

Cover yourself in turkey drippings, mashed potatoes, gravy, basically leftovers. Come to the store covered talking about how you’re making a documentary on the enormous amount of food waste that comes on Thanksgiving and filming went longer than expected.
November 26, 2024 at 11:54 AM
If the ball is caught by the other team on the sideline, the team on offense will have their punter be the QB for the remainder of the series.

Or at kickoff they should have to be in a giant game of red rover.

Just a thought.
November 25, 2024 at 2:45 PM