Bob Bolin
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This would pair well with The City of Lost Children, another not-Christmas movie featuring Ron Perlman.
December 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
This would pair well with The City of Lost Children, another not-Christmas movie featuring Ron Perlman.
“You there, boy wonder! What day is this?”
December 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
“You there, boy wonder! What day is this?”
There’s a reason for that!
December 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
There’s a reason for that!
They used the wrong judge.
December 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
They used the wrong judge.
Look, Marvel’s most famous werewolf is named Jack Russell. These things happen.
December 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Look, Marvel’s most famous werewolf is named Jack Russell. These things happen.
He’s working in this mode earlier when he decides to attend the first church he finds, walks into a black church, and immediately thinks, “I’m in hell.”
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
He’s working in this mode earlier when he decides to attend the first church he finds, walks into a black church, and immediately thinks, “I’m in hell.”
The movie that dares to ask, “Should I sleep with the help?”
(Answer: yes, if you’re both nice. No if you’re not.)
(Answer: yes, if you’re both nice. No if you’re not.)
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The movie that dares to ask, “Should I sleep with the help?”
(Answer: yes, if you’re both nice. No if you’re not.)
(Answer: yes, if you’re both nice. No if you’re not.)
This is why there are no Big Dot stories.
November 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
This is why there are no Big Dot stories.
The pope concluded his remarks with, “Kundun! I liked it!”
November 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The pope concluded his remarks with, “Kundun! I liked it!”
Megyn out here trying to make “barely illegal” a thing
November 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Megyn out here trying to make “barely illegal” a thing
Sure, he bites other kids, but he can count to thirty!
November 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Sure, he bites other kids, but he can count to thirty!
Wait, this story is about about a fake Lincoln who gives himself away with a tell, but it doesn’t end with someone saying, “You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can’t fool all of the people all of the time”?!
November 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Wait, this story is about about a fake Lincoln who gives himself away with a tell, but it doesn’t end with someone saying, “You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can’t fool all of the people all of the time”?!
Defense should argue he was handing him the sandwich.
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Defense should argue he was handing him the sandwich.
To his credit, he was referring to a specific space mummy.
October 26, 2025 at 5:56 AM
To his credit, he was referring to a specific space mummy.
You know what I can’t bring past Homeland Security’s TSA? A bottle of Coke.
October 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
You know what I can’t bring past Homeland Security’s TSA? A bottle of Coke.
Wait - is THIS why Dr. Oz was saying we’re underbabied?
October 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Wait - is THIS why Dr. Oz was saying we’re underbabied?
So they’re soft-opening a new Lebensborn program?
October 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
So they’re soft-opening a new Lebensborn program?
I always liked its corollary, “Little kids who like their piñatas and don’t want anyone to hit them.”
October 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I always liked its corollary, “Little kids who like their piñatas and don’t want anyone to hit them.”
It’s Canadian, but Atarnajuat: the Fast Runner is amazing.
October 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
It’s Canadian, but Atarnajuat: the Fast Runner is amazing.
“They hit us back first.”
October 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
“They hit us back first.”