Short (stack)
December 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Short (stack)
Ordering some food, but he's not sure what to get, so he scratches his head and some of his belly peeks out from the bottom of his shirt
December 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Ordering some food, but he's not sure what to get, so he scratches his head and some of his belly peeks out from the bottom of his shirt
Taking a dick pic in the gym locker room while someone spies on him
December 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Taking a dick pic in the gym locker room while someone spies on him
That facial hair 🥵
December 8, 2025 at 11:58 AM
That facial hair 🥵
Grinding against a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot stripper pole!
December 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Grinding against a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot stripper pole!
They should try to see who can become a perfect meatcube, where height (up to the top of the traps), width (between shoulders or thighs, whichever is wider), and thickness (from front of pecs to back of glutes) are the same measurement!
December 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
They should try to see who can become a perfect meatcube, where height (up to the top of the traps), width (between shoulders or thighs, whichever is wider), and thickness (from front of pecs to back of glutes) are the same measurement!
Traps that rise a foot or more over your head. Does that technically make you taller?
December 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Traps that rise a foot or more over your head. Does that technically make you taller?
I'm running! (towards the muscleblob!)
December 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I'm running! (towards the muscleblob!)
Types 5'5" into a BMI calculator and then randomly increasing numbers over 800 lbs until it says 140 BMI 🥵
December 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Types 5'5" into a BMI calculator and then randomly increasing numbers over 800 lbs until it says 140 BMI 🥵
My guess is it'll hit Bill in the... bill and knock him out cold
December 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
My guess is it'll hit Bill in the... bill and knock him out cold
I think everyone is okay with him continuing his bulk
December 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I think everyone is okay with him continuing his bulk
Maybe you'll be giving him uppies when you're a 220-lb shortstack!
December 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Maybe you'll be giving him uppies when you're a 220-lb shortstack!
I'll get the butter
December 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I'll get the butter
Freddy's gonna get Ricky's personal brew straight from the tap!
December 4, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Freddy's gonna get Ricky's personal brew straight from the tap!
Fresh pina colada mix!
December 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Fresh pina colada mix!
Soon to be Jake HARD
December 3, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Soon to be Jake HARD
He also has the biggest member
December 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
He also has the biggest member
He might need some hands to lift his belly, too!
December 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
He might need some hands to lift his belly, too!
John and McClane
November 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
John and McClane
Push those dicks like turnstiles
November 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Push those dicks like turnstiles