If I've ever made something for you by hand, know that it was made with love and then with hatred from the halfway point to the final set of stitches, when the love comes back again.

Why would someone doordash a drink from the topless coffee shop? Doesn't that defeat the entire point of the topless coffee shop?

Every 'color season analysis' ad is a beautiful woman holding up a neutral piece of fabric and claiming it 'makes me look ugly', then she holds up the gaudiest shade of purple you've ever seen and says 'this color makes me look amazing'.

I need to buy a new lunch box soon so I've started looking around. What the hell is a tactical lunch box? Why are they all the size of a mini van?

Went out with some friends last night and had an underwire issue. I managed to take my bra off and put it in my person at the dinner table with no one noticing. I've never felt so smooth

Why isn't there a windmill emoji?
I fear I need one to express my love for wind energy ❤️

What is with fancy and pretentious "healthy" things being named after famously unsettling dystopian stories?
Soylent, Erewhon, what next, a pilates course based on The Lottery?

My family has this long running joke of referring to benadryl as "bennies" which led to a very awkward interaction at CVS when I asked which aisle to find the bennies.

Why is OTC med packaging designed like the dosage is some big secret?
I shouldn't have to do peel and stick scratchers to find out how often I can take dayquill.

Boyfriend keeps mixing up the words giardiniera and giardia.

Hopefully no one takes him seriously when he orders extra giardia in his Italian grinder..

I hope to someday convince my friends to join this platform, but until they trickle in I probably won't be too active (says a chronically online girl)