Me: "Can I have a little personal space please?"
4yo: <licks my hand>
Me: "THAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF PERSONAL SPACE!"
Me: "Can I have a little personal space please?"
4yo: <licks my hand>
Me: "THAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF PERSONAL SPACE!"
4yo: "I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE!"
4yo: "I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE!"
Kid is sitting on the kitchen counter and I say "hey, no butts on the counter". So of course she does exactly what I would have done, she tucks her legs under her and sits on them instead. Proud Dad moment.
Kid is sitting on the kitchen counter and I say "hey, no butts on the counter". So of course she does exactly what I would have done, she tucks her legs under her and sits on them instead. Proud Dad moment.
At least according to my 4yo who doesn't want to wear pants today.
At least according to my 4yo who doesn't want to wear pants today.
4yo: "Would you like to buy anything?"
Mom: "Do you have any free samples?"
Dad whispers: "(tell mom nothing in life is free)"
4yo: "Nothing in life is free."
4yo: "Would you like to buy anything?"
Mom: "Do you have any free samples?"
Dad whispers: "(tell mom nothing in life is free)"
4yo: "Nothing in life is free."
Oh how I wish that were so.
Oh how I wish that were so.