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bob
@bob.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy
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a larger than average carbon based humanoid
works at dxw
one of the #DevOpsDays London organizers
interests: #DevOps #rugby #cricket #StrongMan #RealAle #StarWars […]

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bob.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy
so there are several carved pumpkins at the hope. one is obviously goatse in inspired.
a goatse pumpkin
October 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
bob.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy
dear reader, I did have another portion of chips.
a portion of chips in a black bowl on a wooden table.
October 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
bob.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy
a video of one the egg yolks oozing
October 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
bob.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy
lunch was the hope ham, egg and chips with an extra egg. the chips were really good. the ham was tasty and the eggs perfectly cooked. the chips were so good im pondering ordering another portion of them later.
the lunch menu at the hope ham, egg and chips with an extra egg on a white plate upon a wooden table the ham, egg and chips with condiments added. mustard, hp sauce, mayo, ketchup and vinegar.
October 28, 2025 at 1:11 PM
bob.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy
stacking beers so I could order lunch
2 pint to line glasses. one half drunk the other not touched yet.
October 28, 2025 at 12:50 PM
bob.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy
next up for #CrispSandwichDay some pickled onion crisps in a cheese and fake ham air fried toastie. I do wonder if a toastie counts as a sandwich.
a cheese and fake ham toastie with pickled onion crisps being prepped. one of the toasties midway through cooking the finished toasties.
October 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
bob.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy
my first sandwich for #CrispSandwichDay is some seabrooks tomato ketchup crinkle cut crisps between 2 slices of Pondicherry toast sliced in the trendy way.
https://www.theguardian.com/food/2019/may/04/meera-sodha-pondicherry-toast-recipe-indian-vegan-french-toast
a sandwich made of 2 slices of Pondicherry toast and crisps on a yellow plate. in the background is opened packet of crisps.
October 25, 2025 at 10:46 AM
bob.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy
its now time to start double fisting Half's as part of my birthday drinking.
2 halves of beer
October 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
bob.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy
yet another shirt made for me by @kake using fabric I got in Australia.
bob standing up wearing a shirt which is an interesting pattern.
October 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
bob.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy
currently double fisting it in the star inn which has a Godalming sign from the station.
a half pint of light coloured beer and a half pint of dark beer an old railway station sign that says Godalming.
October 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
bob.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy
since I'm here it seemed rude to not have a large kofte from the Godalming kebab centre.
a large kofte kebab with all salad and chilli sauce and garlic sauce. you can mostly only see salad. photo of the exterior of the Godalming kebab centee
October 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
bob.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy
I have also had some beer.
a pint of pride at the queen's arms in Heathrow Terminal 2. some planes can be seen in the background a mostly drunk pint of three acre ruby porter at the Waterloo tap.
October 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
bob.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy
today I have beenon 2 trains
bob wearing a mask on a swr train looking down platform 16 at Waterloo 2 seats covered with the purple Elizabeth line moquette bob wearing a mask on an Elizabeth line train.
October 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
bob.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy
finally a good use for "AI"
I've made my avatar purple
a hand drawn likeness of bob but in various purples instead of black and grey.
October 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
bob.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy
currently sat outside @DevOpsDaysLondon.
#devopsdays
selfie of bob in a lot of purple. with a DevOpsDays London lanyard on.
September 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
bob.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy
having a beer tasting delayed since march 2020.
finally cracked open the Golden Pride whose beat before was was march 1985. it was drinkable.
https://untp.beer/BB91M
a bottle of fullers golden pride from at least 1985.
September 21, 2025 at 1:42 PM
bob.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy
@Floppy
several arsebees celebrating in the clouds
September 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
bob.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy
@Floppy
a happy arsebee celebrating
September 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
bob.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy
must resist touching the critical asset
a small red sign on a monitor which says "crirical asset do not touch" all in cap
August 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
bob.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy
I was once a cute baby or something.
https://flic.kr/p/2rmvuix
a shot focus photoshoot photo of me as a baby under and on a white blanket
August 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
bob.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy
really enjoying the fish pakora at Akbar's in Leeds. the Rogan Lal and keema rice are pretty good too.
4 fish pakora and some salad on a plate
July 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
bob.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy
got my self another beer and a pork pie
a pork pie on a napkin on a plate. the plate has some brown sauce on it as well. there is a pint of ale beer next to it and on the back a bottle of brown sauce
July 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
bob.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy
my view for England's Strongest Man is not as close. #StrongMan
a view of the stage from quite far back. 2 rows of 4 barbells are on the stage.
July 20, 2025 at 12:00 PM
bob.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy
my view for Britain's Strongest Woman. #StrongMan
2 barbells in a row.
July 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
bob.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy
[beer, non dishwater heads]

signs that you are in the north
the beer doesn't have a dishwater head.
I'm not sure this is a good thing.
a pint of Leeds brewery midnight bell in a Leeds brewery branded glass. the head is quite large. a pint of Leeds brewery best with a very large head.
July 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM