Could maybe the other Red Tornado tell me a story?

I’m a dunce in search of a conspiracy.

Probably, but I was thinking of a cruise line no one has ever heard of, that sails out of ports that no one ever thinks of.

And I ate this (pantespani?), plus some spanakopita and tiropita.

When I first saw clips of his act, with no context, my initial reaction was that he was either hired to perform on a lower tier cruise ship or he was traveling on a lower tier cruise ship and begged to perform.