Bob-Parker54
@bob-parker.bsky.social
I was born in 1954, the year of rock & roll and Brown v. Board. I retired from 25 years as a Spanish teacher in 2019. I now spend my days and nights reading, hiking, playing chaotic electronic music, and chasing deep sky objects with my telescope.
Gosh, after he's worked so hard building a successful career telling the world what's wrong with everybody except him, this happens.
November 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Gosh, after he's worked so hard building a successful career telling the world what's wrong with everybody except him, this happens.
He's an alpha male!
November 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
He's an alpha male!
The secret to Depends® is to change them from time to time.
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The secret to Depends® is to change them from time to time.
If you do watch Warner cartoons remember that road runners have a top speed of 22 mph, while coyotes can reach speeds in excess of 40 mph. Who needs Acme when Nature has already given you everything you need?
November 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
If you do watch Warner cartoons remember that road runners have a top speed of 22 mph, while coyotes can reach speeds in excess of 40 mph. Who needs Acme when Nature has already given you everything you need?
One Sunday during the ‘24 campaign, 47 made a speech in which he lifted talking points directly from Hitler. No mention in the NYT the next day, but THREE articles about Biden’s age. “South Park” is now a more reliable source of information than the “legacy media”.
November 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
One Sunday during the ‘24 campaign, 47 made a speech in which he lifted talking points directly from Hitler. No mention in the NYT the next day, but THREE articles about Biden’s age. “South Park” is now a more reliable source of information than the “legacy media”.
Pete is a mean drunk, and he’s drunk 24/7.
November 29, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Pete is a mean drunk, and he’s drunk 24/7.
If I didn’t have graham crackers I’d smoke a joint too. I’d also smoke a joint if I DID have graham crackers.
November 29, 2025 at 6:00 AM
If I didn’t have graham crackers I’d smoke a joint too. I’d also smoke a joint if I DID have graham crackers.
Paul Lynde!
It’s the wol-lif!
It’s the wol-lif!
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Paul Lynde!
It’s the wol-lif!
It’s the wol-lif!
That’s how alpha males show what big men they are because there’s no other way to tell.
November 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
That’s how alpha males show what big men they are because there’s no other way to tell.
Sorry, I won't be able to attend. I have to wash my hair that day.
November 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Sorry, I won't be able to attend. I have to wash my hair that day.
I saw that lineup twice; ‘73 & ‘74. I’ve seen other lineups but that Bruford/Wetton rhythm section will always have a special place in my heart and soul.
November 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I saw that lineup twice; ‘73 & ‘74. I’ve seen other lineups but that Bruford/Wetton rhythm section will always have a special place in my heart and soul.
Magma
The Residents
King Crimson ("Lark's Tongue..." era)
Wire
Negativland
The Residents
King Crimson ("Lark's Tongue..." era)
Wire
Negativland
November 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Magma
The Residents
King Crimson ("Lark's Tongue..." era)
Wire
Negativland
The Residents
King Crimson ("Lark's Tongue..." era)
Wire
Negativland
I’m a language jock (degrees in English & Spanish), so words are among my favorite playthings.
November 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I’m a language jock (degrees in English & Spanish), so words are among my favorite playthings.
Off topic, but mothra stewart is one of the coolest screen names I’ve ever seen.
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Off topic, but mothra stewart is one of the coolest screen names I’ve ever seen.
The day 47 was born, his mother said, “Isn’t he a treasure?” His father said, “Yeah, let’s bury him!”
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The day 47 was born, his mother said, “Isn’t he a treasure?” His father said, “Yeah, let’s bury him!”
Just stop covering the guy. Next time he holds a presser all the WH press corps should just go have a beer instead. Ignore him. He’ll wither and dry up without the attention.
November 28, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Just stop covering the guy. Next time he holds a presser all the WH press corps should just go have a beer instead. Ignore him. He’ll wither and dry up without the attention.
I would never steal a pie from your windowsill. In fact, if you tell me where you live I can avoid your house completely. That way, when the pie is gone you’ll know I didn’t take it.
November 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I would never steal a pie from your windowsill. In fact, if you tell me where you live I can avoid your house completely. That way, when the pie is gone you’ll know I didn’t take it.
I have a friend who was a student of Lee’s. He said if Bruce liked you there was nothing he wouldn’t do for you. If he didn’t like you he’d just beat you up.
November 28, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I have a friend who was a student of Lee’s. He said if Bruce liked you there was nothing he wouldn’t do for you. If he didn’t like you he’d just beat you up.
He should consider himself lucky it wasn't Gene Simmons throwing a shoe at him.
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
He should consider himself lucky it wasn't Gene Simmons throwing a shoe at him.
Our cat works harder than this president when she's taking a nap.
November 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Our cat works harder than this president when she's taking a nap.