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Angie
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Emo kid disguised as a Naval Officer. CPA isn't a verb. Clear your bridgewings. Do your cyber awareness.
(All opinions expressed are my own and do not necessarily represent those of my employer)
I had the honor of sitting EOOW for a plant cool down.

"This is one of the coolest things you'll ever do," said the Engineer.

"Yes Sir," I said, "that is the point."
May 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Standing EDO the other day, talking with another JO:

Me: "...oh and then, we had to tag out the wye strainer for that work."

JO: "Why?"

Me: "Strainer. Yes." *Smile*

I watched him go through all seven stages of grief while everyone else in manuevering lost our shit.
April 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Remember folks, you can just tell strangers anything.

A guy at the charging stations tried to tell me that Oxygen is the 4th element on the "periodical" table... So I told him my only real hobby is modding thrifted fax machines.
March 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
SUPERBOWL CHAMPS YET AGAIN!!! GO BIRDS!!! 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
February 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
January 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Whoever scanned my ship's drawings into ATIS... Meet me by the dumpsters at 2100. I just wanna talk 😤
January 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Finally passed my EDO board, and MMA2 asked me "So, Ma'am, when is your first day as Head Nerd?" 🤣
January 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
If you're not TAO qualified, your opinion on what happened on GETTYSBURG has very little weight.

Even if you ARE TAO qualified, you weren't there

Wait for the full report.

Every time a lessons learned report comes out, people are so quick to say "that couldn't be me."

It could. You're no better.
December 24, 2024 at 1:40 PM
We have now officially begun... Day 1 of printing everything in an obnoxiously bright color until the ITs can replace the black toner in the printer.

XO: "DCA... why is this all red?"

Me: "Because, Sir, that's a color we can print."
December 10, 2024 at 3:15 AM
My Chief was scheduled for back surgery this week. As we finished our end-of-day all hands call and began to disperse, my Sailors made sure to wish him well by yelling, down the pier, in earshot of damn near everyone, "Have fun getting your back blown out, Chief!"

Ah, Sailors. Nothin like 'em.
November 30, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Everyone loves a big deck!

youtu.be/uLsYNmzrcGE?...
BIG DECKS
YouTube video by RylanTuohy
youtu.be
November 23, 2024 at 12:56 PM
I've had khaki 2POCs for a few months now. Here are my complaints:

-less breathable than NWUs
-gets very gray and dingey almost immediately upon being pulled out of the wash
-the Velcro is cheap, flimsy, and does not secure the pockets well
-it's the same as the Ft. Leavenworth prisoner uniform
November 20, 2024 at 12:30 PM
Ugh. My vitamin D levels are back to "dangerously low." I've been taking a supplement every morning with 1000 mg of Vitamin D. Anyone have any tips? Has anyone else here dealt with a Vitamin D deficiency?
November 15, 2024 at 10:43 AM
Anyone know where I can find SWO retention metrics?? 👀👀👀
November 10, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Gonna put out the same message here that I put out on Twitter, so no one gets confused:

If you post anti-LGBTQ+ content, or your profile suggests you are anti-LGBTQ+, you will be instantly blocked.

We accept EVERYONE on my profile.
November 10, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Hey guys, I think I'm gonna be posting more often over here now!
November 10, 2024 at 7:21 PM
People think Philly fans are weird, but the Bills' fans literally just made Buffalo Pepsi a thing????!!! Naahhh
October 5, 2023 at 1:30 AM
Tell me you miss being underway without telling me you miss being underway
#breakfastofchampions
September 16, 2023 at 12:10 PM
Is it just the people I happen to know, or does EVERY 55+ year old like to brag about their high school football scores? Like my hometown FB group is just 70 year olds repeatedly talking about "that one game on a friday night in 1974." Did they just... Stop having lives after that? Is this hell?
September 7, 2023 at 11:22 PM
I don't always win at Wii Bowling, but- oh wait, yes I do.
September 6, 2023 at 2:34 AM
I constantly experience the internet version of "forgetting why I walked into a room."

Had a great idea for a post/tweet, open up the app, and **fwoosh** the idea is immediately gone.
September 4, 2023 at 8:37 PM
Life as a Sailor is just constantly going "shit, where's my grease pen?" And then finding your grease pen later in a place where it shouldn't be. And then you end up carrying 6 grease pens because you keep finding the ones you lost.
September 1, 2023 at 3:28 PM
Currently debating whether I should get plastic surgery or just get a lobotomy so I won't care enough to get plastic surgery 🤔
August 31, 2023 at 3:21 AM
Confidence and I have a rocky relationship. Every time I've been confident, I've gotten myself in trouble... So I don't allow myself to experience confidence anymore. On one hand, it's nice because I never disappoint myself anymore. On the other hand, I just wish I could feel good about something.
August 30, 2023 at 10:57 PM
My godparents are so cute💚 they thought I was legally obligated to narc on them for partaking in jazz-cabbage activities so, while I was visiting, they would just say "I'm gonna go outside and listen to Phish" as if I don't know Phish's fanbase
August 28, 2023 at 12:41 AM