Magnetic Fields guy looks like incredible dad from onion article

Bro *slings my arm around him* bro. I went to catholic school. I have ADHD and I need glasses. I didn’t learn any regular shit. Can you teach me how to receive a hand job.

Yo mama just set off the lunk alarm at Dave n busters

First day as a veterinarian: God damn. This thing is fucked. This thing is going to die.

Can’t believe bill mahers shit ass podcast is called “club random” that shit sounds like an icarly segment