Boarbaque
@boarbaque.bsky.social
He/Him. 28. Bi.
Mostly talks about:
Fire Emblem
Ace Attorney
Umineko (really all Ryukishi07, Ciconia phase 2 when?!?)
Cosmere
Tales Of
Fate
Breaking Bad/BCS
One Piece
Frieren
Ascendance of a Bookworm
Recently got back into dragon ball, so nostalgic.
Mostly talks about:
Fire Emblem
Ace Attorney
Umineko (really all Ryukishi07, Ciconia phase 2 when?!?)
Cosmere
Tales Of
Fate
Breaking Bad/BCS
One Piece
Frieren
Ascendance of a Bookworm
Recently got back into dragon ball, so nostalgic.
Missing 17/19 40% strength growths has a 0.46% chance of occurring
December 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Missing 17/19 40% strength growths has a 0.46% chance of occurring
Like +4 hp and +3 def are great don’t get me wrong, but not worth -5 strength and -1 speed.
December 5, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Like +4 hp and +3 def are great don’t get me wrong, but not worth -5 strength and -1 speed.
Compared to average he is +4hp, -5(wtf) strength, +3 skill, -1 speed, =luck, +3 def, -1 res. So massively strength screwed and a little bit speed and res screwed. Funnily enough if just looking at how above or below average his stats are overall, he’s +3, but they’re in stats that matter less
December 5, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Compared to average he is +4hp, -5(wtf) strength, +3 skill, -1 speed, =luck, +3 def, -1 res. So massively strength screwed and a little bit speed and res screwed. Funnily enough if just looking at how above or below average his stats are overall, he’s +3, but they’re in stats that matter less
*doesn’t actually happen but it’s something that he would do*
December 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
*doesn’t actually happen but it’s something that he would do*
“I’m sending you out because a client says someone is hurting his business. I want you to make the one hurting his business sleep with the fishes.” *you get there and it’s a Seaking flopping around and destroying a cafe owner’s chairs and tables and you’re supposed to get it back in the water.*
December 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
“I’m sending you out because a client says someone is hurting his business. I want you to make the one hurting his business sleep with the fishes.” *you get there and it’s a Seaking flopping around and destroying a cafe owner’s chairs and tables and you’re supposed to get it back in the water.*
Basically this but with artists. We didn’t know EVERY artist from 40 years ago, just a select few that made it into the cultural zeitgeist. And the artists I knew or didn’t know could be different for every kid in my classes.
December 2, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Basically this but with artists. We didn’t know EVERY artist from 40 years ago, just a select few that made it into the cultural zeitgeist. And the artists I knew or didn’t know could be different for every kid in my classes.
Always has been
a purple monster says let me let me feel next to two girls
Alt: Gengar making Nemona and Juliana hold hands
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Always has been
Little do you know that him eating it prevented everyone from murdering each other. Nobody wanted to be the guy who ate the last piece of pie, so they spent time convincing others to try to eat it. It was too tempting to a house of high people, so he decided to be the martyr and eat it
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Little do you know that him eating it prevented everyone from murdering each other. Nobody wanted to be the guy who ate the last piece of pie, so they spent time convincing others to try to eat it. It was too tempting to a house of high people, so he decided to be the martyr and eat it
Chrono Trigger’s is kinda surprising, 55% male and 39% female. Thought it would be way more male skewed. Guess Crono being silent and there being a large amount of female party members does it
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Chrono Trigger’s is kinda surprising, 55% male and 39% female. Thought it would be way more male skewed. Guess Crono being silent and there being a large amount of female party members does it
My clothes don’t match my clothes don’t match! I’m out in public and my clothes don’t match!
November 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
My clothes don’t match my clothes don’t match! I’m out in public and my clothes don’t match!
Lore accurate Lyon and the twins relationship
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Lore accurate Lyon and the twins relationship
Really feel bad for her. Despite being dead, she’s still getting exploited.
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Really feel bad for her. Despite being dead, she’s still getting exploited.
Ferrothorn had to have learned it from somewhere
November 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Ferrothorn had to have learned it from somewhere
It’s so hilarious seeing how people used to say “yeah it’s skippable” before the crossbell games were localized, and it then it turned into “yeah this is one of the most important games in the series, don’t skip it.”
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
It’s so hilarious seeing how people used to say “yeah it’s skippable” before the crossbell games were localized, and it then it turned into “yeah this is one of the most important games in the series, don’t skip it.”
In 15 years “oh boy, glad I found this old game. Time to plug it into my system and play it.” *please download the the game. Our apologies, Nintendo switch 2 online has been discontinued.*
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
In 15 years “oh boy, glad I found this old game. Time to plug it into my system and play it.” *please download the the game. Our apologies, Nintendo switch 2 online has been discontinued.*
Volo has it but didn’t die from it since he’s probably immortal and to this day infects people on purpose as a joke. Most likely to be the next Secretary of Health and Human Services
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Volo has it but didn’t die from it since he’s probably immortal and to this day infects people on purpose as a joke. Most likely to be the next Secretary of Health and Human Services
Comics were the original clickbait. Make the cover whatever so people buy it
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Comics were the original clickbait. Make the cover whatever so people buy it
Yeah, that’s why I’ll never ride in a hot air balloon. Wires can just come out of nowhere.
November 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Yeah, that’s why I’ll never ride in a hot air balloon. Wires can just come out of nowhere.
Gotta love the nepotism at the end too. Since Quasartico is essentially the corporate government of Lumiose, they essentially control Lumiose. But hey, at least it means Quasartico is probably gonna be run into the ground within the year considering Taurbain’s other decisions.
November 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Gotta love the nepotism at the end too. Since Quasartico is essentially the corporate government of Lumiose, they essentially control Lumiose. But hey, at least it means Quasartico is probably gonna be run into the ground within the year considering Taurbain’s other decisions.
It was made by Toei, not Toriyama. Like how filler arcs aren’t canon
November 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
It was made by Toei, not Toriyama. Like how filler arcs aren’t canon
Really makes one wish alphas kept the glowing eyes since it looks good on Sableye
November 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Really makes one wish alphas kept the glowing eyes since it looks good on Sableye