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fashion. dj. nyc. software (often regrettably). games. they/them. non-binary demiboy. queer. poly. adhd. 1312. serial liker.
god a waveform like this feels SO good
November 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Apparently Jackery (the battery company) requires a maximum of 16 characters for passwords 🫠
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Tinder really said “noooo don’t kill yourself you’re too sexy haha”
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
this is maybe the funniest self-id form I've ever seen.

for some reason, half the fields have (China) appended to them. This role is not located in China, as far as I can tell.
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Tim Horton of Tim Horton’s is a fucking real life gigachad holy fuck that JAW LINE
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
nerding out for a moment, Jagex put it up to a vote whether or not to remove microtransaction loot boxes from the game and it just passed the needed threshold of 100k votes

i've been playing this game for 20 years, and this is the single best choice they've ever made
October 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
this is a fucking disease. This is not normal.
October 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
via a friend
September 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
SWC is maybe the only one I’d be happy to retract, it *is* on their open source page (see quoted reply)

would love to see SWC intentionally distance themselves from Vercel and ask to be removed (same for webpack, but I was planning on pursuing that separately on my own when I have time this week)
September 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
fuck vercel, fuck Next.js, fuck Svelte, fuck Turborepo, fuck SWR, fuck SWC

Posing with the architect of a genocide for sales leads is an insane and deeply immoral stance

these projects cannot separate themselves from the CEO of the company who funds them
September 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I learned about pot filler faucets yesterday and I’m angry
September 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The code I referenced in the email is NYC Administrative Code §27-2013. Here’s a screenshot of the email in case you’re interested:
September 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
look at this pigeon
September 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
look at this pigeon
September 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
“that tastes like shit from a butt” is gonna be a new vocal stim of mine
September 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
September 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
September 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
purge time
September 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
one of the last tasks I’ve got in this apartment is shipping the books from friends and industry colleagues up to the Little Falls Public Library in Little Falls, NY as a form of paying it forward since that library is where I learned a lot about web tech initially
August 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
me when I’m definitely okay with what’s happening:
July 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I hope every bmw employee commits wage theft and takes every Friday off
July 18, 2025 at 12:21 PM
impressive automation
July 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
on Uber Eats IHOP wants $17 for 6 mozzarella sticks
July 13, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I ordered a Belgian Waffle and got 4 eggos
July 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
insanely thankful for the opportunity to work the @fakku.net booth at AnimeExpo this week, so awesome to get to sell a metric shitload of hentai

meeting Asanagi was… an insane and unexpected highlight
July 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM