In our household, crispy crumbles are “shrapnel”. Toffee shrapnel is particularly prized for its use on coffee ice cream

In your defense, mayo is really good

“Snacking cake” is a term I will be adopting

Frying things make (almost) everything better - as demonstrated (or, at least attempted) by state fairs everywhere

I bought a new GPZ750Turbo that same year when I was 18 - Not a super wise choice for a first bike - and totaled it in about six weeks. Awesome bikes!

Predenfreude?

Is this available?

I don’t understand why Chicago needs party trolleys. My intro to Chicagoland was buying two tallboys out of a trash can in a CVS for the ride home on Metra North. The train is way more comfy

Indeed it does. Just wait til they start walking, sprinting to keep up with their falling body as it lurches toward the corner of the coffee table (or some other of a seemingly infinite number of obstructions head-high on a toddler)

I know I’m not going to die hungry, no matter who

They shoveled it

Her books are like how they used to describe BMWs, “one sausage, three lengths”

Gymothée Swolamet