cancelling my trip to tampa if i can’t find my obituary hat

i miss the saturday matinee shows at abc no rio

yeah man you definitely get scene points when you book a show and then talk about how you hate all of the bands on your bill for the rest of the night

christopher nolan writes female characters like he’s never spoken to a woman in his life lmao

got asked to do a lot of unreasonable favors today and was able to just say no without giving a reason and i feel so LIBERATED