Alan the Baltimoron
@bmorons.bsky.social
Mostly the opinions of Alan, 1/2 of dumb podcast about the Baltimore Orioles, co-owner of @Footballclubgroup, lefty politics, impotent rage against capitalism - the standard bluesky experience.
For the last many years, I’ve been fascinated (and annoyed) by the ever-more-broken ownership model in professional sports. So tomorrow, when @terminio.org takes the field, with a team of @footballclubgroup.com member-owners behind them from around the globe, its A Big Deal: a 🧵
October 10, 2025 at 12:45 PM
For the last many years, I’ve been fascinated (and annoyed) by the ever-more-broken ownership model in professional sports. So tomorrow, when @terminio.org takes the field, with a team of @footballclubgroup.com member-owners behind them from around the globe, its A Big Deal: a 🧵
Yes. That’s the issue with standing up to facists! It might be a political risk! Of course, NOT standing up to facists… means there are no politics any more. So that’s fun.
June 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Yes. That’s the issue with standing up to facists! It might be a political risk! Of course, NOT standing up to facists… means there are no politics any more. So that’s fun.
OH GOD I TAKE IT ALL BACK!! SPORTS ARE WONDERFUL! COME ON YOU SPURS!!
NICE ONE SONNY, NICE ONE SON! NICE ONE SONNNNYYYYY, NOW LIFT ANOTHER ONE!
NICE ONE SONNY, NICE ONE SON! NICE ONE SONNNNYYYYY, NOW LIFT ANOTHER ONE!
May 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
OH GOD I TAKE IT ALL BACK!! SPORTS ARE WONDERFUL! COME ON YOU SPURS!!
NICE ONE SONNY, NICE ONE SON! NICE ONE SONNNNYYYYY, NOW LIFT ANOTHER ONE!
NICE ONE SONNY, NICE ONE SON! NICE ONE SONNNNYYYYY, NOW LIFT ANOTHER ONE!
What the shit is this?
May 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
What the shit is this?
I think ol’ ground beef Holiday might have done something good?
April 16, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I think ol’ ground beef Holiday might have done something good?
Questionable?? QUESTIONABLE?!?!!? Why not just say clearly illegal? Insert madgoose.gif
March 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Questionable?? QUESTIONABLE?!?!!? Why not just say clearly illegal? Insert madgoose.gif
DMV people! Help Save the CFPB! Get to the Stop Elon's Billionaire Grift: Hands off CFPB event
4:15pm-6pm at CFPB
CFPB Building, 1700 G St NW
Gonna be Senator Warren, Rep Waters and others, making some noise outside the most recent DOGEtarget.
4:15pm-6pm at CFPB
CFPB Building, 1700 G St NW
Gonna be Senator Warren, Rep Waters and others, making some noise outside the most recent DOGEtarget.
February 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
DMV people! Help Save the CFPB! Get to the Stop Elon's Billionaire Grift: Hands off CFPB event
4:15pm-6pm at CFPB
CFPB Building, 1700 G St NW
Gonna be Senator Warren, Rep Waters and others, making some noise outside the most recent DOGEtarget.
4:15pm-6pm at CFPB
CFPB Building, 1700 G St NW
Gonna be Senator Warren, Rep Waters and others, making some noise outside the most recent DOGEtarget.
The last Bulwark against Trump doing what, NY Times?
::Insert angry goose meme::
::Insert angry goose meme::
February 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The last Bulwark against Trump doing what, NY Times?
::Insert angry goose meme::
::Insert angry goose meme::
An existential crisis that threatens to undo any and all of our systems, but sure - keep framing it as a Republicans vs Democrats thing. Surely they won’t come for YOU, New York Times, you are SPECIAL.
February 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
An existential crisis that threatens to undo any and all of our systems, but sure - keep framing it as a Republicans vs Democrats thing. Surely they won’t come for YOU, New York Times, you are SPECIAL.
Ohhh now I get it. Thanks!
January 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Ohhh now I get it. Thanks!
It's been one year since we launchd @footballclubgroup.com to the public, and we've learned a ton. Next week, there will be a member vote on where we go next, so if you are interested in helping lead a cooperatively run football club, jump in NOW!
January 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
It's been one year since we launchd @footballclubgroup.com to the public, and we've learned a ton. Next week, there will be a member vote on where we go next, so if you are interested in helping lead a cooperatively run football club, jump in NOW!
You might be as rich… and as good looking… and as talented as Ryan Reynolds.
But we’re not, so we’re buying a football club together. And we need a lot of people to make it work.
Footballclubgroup.com
But we’re not, so we’re buying a football club together. And we need a lot of people to make it work.
Footballclubgroup.com
January 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
You might be as rich… and as good looking… and as talented as Ryan Reynolds.
But we’re not, so we’re buying a football club together. And we need a lot of people to make it work.
Footballclubgroup.com
But we’re not, so we’re buying a football club together. And we need a lot of people to make it work.
Footballclubgroup.com
1 like = 1 totally true and not made up fact about your hero and mine, John Alan Means.
November 27, 2024 at 1:14 AM
1 like = 1 totally true and not made up fact about your hero and mine, John Alan Means.
It really does seem like the Church is entering its “how do you do, fellow Kids” era, huh?
November 22, 2024 at 3:44 PM
It really does seem like the Church is entering its “how do you do, fellow Kids” era, huh?
Opinion: Why David Brooks get to keep writing these columns: everything is meaningless and the world is filled with pain and suffering.
November 15, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Opinion: Why David Brooks get to keep writing these columns: everything is meaningless and the world is filled with pain and suffering.