Mike Peterson
@bmikeyp.bsky.social
Dad jokes in a dad bod draped in dad shorts.
When Mike gives you hard lemons...
April 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
When Mike gives you hard lemons...
We get it, Atlanta plants... YOU'RE HORNY.
March 31, 2025 at 12:04 AM
We get it, Atlanta plants... YOU'RE HORNY.
The boyyo is better at pulls than he is at taking screenshots.
March 30, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The boyyo is better at pulls than he is at taking screenshots.
Drove through 5 intersections in a row with at least 3 bags of Home Depot mulch splayed across them.
Spring has sprung.
Spring has sprung.
March 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Drove through 5 intersections in a row with at least 3 bags of Home Depot mulch splayed across them.
Spring has sprung.
Spring has sprung.
Hear me out: Menthol Jolly Ranchers.
March 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Hear me out: Menthol Jolly Ranchers.
Second place overall in our 2025 Math Mania.
March 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Second place overall in our 2025 Math Mania.
"I finally deleted X."
*Proceeds to post nothing but screenshots of posts from X.*
*Proceeds to post nothing but screenshots of posts from X.*
March 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
"I finally deleted X."
*Proceeds to post nothing but screenshots of posts from X.*
*Proceeds to post nothing but screenshots of posts from X.*
Shout out to Smucker's Goober.
March 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Shout out to Smucker's Goober.
Meteoropathy is a special kind of hell.
March 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Meteoropathy is a special kind of hell.
Wes Anderson's CLUE
March 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Wes Anderson's CLUE
"Mmm... this chicken has some spices, huh?"
11 herbs and spices! It's the Colonel's secret recipe.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Colonel Mustard created KFC???"
11 herbs and spices! It's the Colonel's secret recipe.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Colonel Mustard created KFC???"
March 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
"Mmm... this chicken has some spices, huh?"
11 herbs and spices! It's the Colonel's secret recipe.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Colonel Mustard created KFC???"
11 herbs and spices! It's the Colonel's secret recipe.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Colonel Mustard created KFC???"
There's no crying in Spaceballs.
March 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
There's no crying in Spaceballs.
That awkward moment when you realize your 9-year-old son is a writer for @gamechangershow.bsky.social...
March 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
That awkward moment when you realize your 9-year-old son is a writer for @gamechangershow.bsky.social...
An amazing cousin DoorDashed a COVID care package to me earlier this afternoon.
I finally mustered up the energy to go get it from the front porch at 23:15...
Only to realize I didn't have any pants on.
YOLO.
I finally mustered up the energy to go get it from the front porch at 23:15...
Only to realize I didn't have any pants on.
YOLO.
March 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
An amazing cousin DoorDashed a COVID care package to me earlier this afternoon.
I finally mustered up the energy to go get it from the front porch at 23:15...
Only to realize I didn't have any pants on.
YOLO.
I finally mustered up the energy to go get it from the front porch at 23:15...
Only to realize I didn't have any pants on.
YOLO.
Need COVID show recs, please and thank you.
Murder mysteries or irreverent comedies are a bonus.
Murder mysteries or irreverent comedies are a bonus.
March 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Need COVID show recs, please and thank you.
Murder mysteries or irreverent comedies are a bonus.
Murder mysteries or irreverent comedies are a bonus.
I think my dog is pissed at me for having COVID.
March 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I think my dog is pissed at me for having COVID.
Apparently, a cool thing to gift yourself for your birthday is COVID for the first time ever...
February 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Apparently, a cool thing to gift yourself for your birthday is COVID for the first time ever...
My son took it upon himself to download Duolingo and start learning three new languages at once and that's amazing and adorable and all but holy fucking shit the amount of notifications are insane.
February 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
My son took it upon himself to download Duolingo and start learning three new languages at once and that's amazing and adorable and all but holy fucking shit the amount of notifications are insane.
If the Dursleys hated Harry so much, why didn't they want him to go away to Hogwarts?
Dumb ass book...
Dumb ass book...
February 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
If the Dursleys hated Harry so much, why didn't they want him to go away to Hogwarts?
Dumb ass book...
Dumb ass book...