Brett
@bmhellz.bsky.social
CUOMO: Roger Clemens
MAMDANI: Joe McEwing
MAMDANI: Joe McEwing
September 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
CUOMO: Roger Clemens
MAMDANI: Joe McEwing
MAMDANI: Joe McEwing
Forged in the crucible of my mom sitting me down and telling me that I need to eat something other than fried, breaded chicken.
February 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Forged in the crucible of my mom sitting me down and telling me that I need to eat something other than fried, breaded chicken.
What if I think I'm hot but also have the personality of brown spinach?
February 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
What if I think I'm hot but also have the personality of brown spinach?
It is like reasoning with a bunch if defiant 3 year Olds.
Healthcare workers "You should probably do this."
Patients "Well, I was going to do it without a second thought but, since you said something, I would now rather die and bring a bunch of people with me."
Healthcare workers "You should probably do this."
Patients "Well, I was going to do it without a second thought but, since you said something, I would now rather die and bring a bunch of people with me."
February 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
It is like reasoning with a bunch if defiant 3 year Olds.
Healthcare workers "You should probably do this."
Patients "Well, I was going to do it without a second thought but, since you said something, I would now rather die and bring a bunch of people with me."
Healthcare workers "You should probably do this."
Patients "Well, I was going to do it without a second thought but, since you said something, I would now rather die and bring a bunch of people with me."
Dating hack for all the young men out there.
Don't be a piece of shit.
Don't be a piece of shit.
February 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Dating hack for all the young men out there.
Don't be a piece of shit.
Don't be a piece of shit.
I'd tell them to kiss but Chaya's Xenomorph attack tongue would impregnate Hegseth's body and just create the dumbest fuckin chestburster that's ever existed.
February 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I'd tell them to kiss but Chaya's Xenomorph attack tongue would impregnate Hegseth's body and just create the dumbest fuckin chestburster that's ever existed.
Your intestines are just weak!
February 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Your intestines are just weak!
This is written like someone is trying to give us a false sense of security...
They're gonna be trying to consolidate power for themselves until they either succeed or we "delete them... on minecraft" so to speak
They're gonna be trying to consolidate power for themselves until they either succeed or we "delete them... on minecraft" so to speak
February 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This is written like someone is trying to give us a false sense of security...
They're gonna be trying to consolidate power for themselves until they either succeed or we "delete them... on minecraft" so to speak
They're gonna be trying to consolidate power for themselves until they either succeed or we "delete them... on minecraft" so to speak
Oh God. Ed Hardy is making MAGA hats now?
Next interview he does he'll be wearing one where Bugs Bunny and Tweety Bird are wearing black air force ones and waving around a Tec 9
Next interview he does he'll be wearing one where Bugs Bunny and Tweety Bird are wearing black air force ones and waving around a Tec 9
February 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Oh God. Ed Hardy is making MAGA hats now?
Next interview he does he'll be wearing one where Bugs Bunny and Tweety Bird are wearing black air force ones and waving around a Tec 9
Next interview he does he'll be wearing one where Bugs Bunny and Tweety Bird are wearing black air force ones and waving around a Tec 9
Billy McFarland is probably on Indeed right now hiring for a staff member whose only duty is to perform sexual favors to get him out of legal trouble.
February 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Billy McFarland is probably on Indeed right now hiring for a staff member whose only duty is to perform sexual favors to get him out of legal trouble.
"Why are young families not simply selling the organs of the most useless child so that the others can experience fleeting happiness?"
February 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
"Why are young families not simply selling the organs of the most useless child so that the others can experience fleeting happiness?"
Damn Macklemore and Trump. Thrift Shop was practically a Reichstag incident.
February 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Damn Macklemore and Trump. Thrift Shop was practically a Reichstag incident.
This is the online equivalent of those lame "I'd rather be gaming" t shirts that my mom, for some fucking reason, allowed me to wear outside of the house.
February 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
This is the online equivalent of those lame "I'd rather be gaming" t shirts that my mom, for some fucking reason, allowed me to wear outside of the house.
There are some "minecraft servers" that I would love to "delete".
February 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
There are some "minecraft servers" that I would love to "delete".
They should do an MMA match!
February 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
They should do an MMA match!
You also shouldn't be able to call yourself a graduate of 10th grade history class if you don't know who he was!
February 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
You also shouldn't be able to call yourself a graduate of 10th grade history class if you don't know who he was!
And you get that money by every so often waving your dick around (professionally of course)
February 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
And you get that money by every so often waving your dick around (professionally of course)
He also sounds like someone stole his tongue and replaced it with a dildo.
February 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
He also sounds like someone stole his tongue and replaced it with a dildo.
I will now call this guy "dildo tongue" because thats how he sounds.
February 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I will now call this guy "dildo tongue" because thats how he sounds.