Hulu live tv can be bundled with ESPN+. The UI is horrible but you can get to all of the games.

I'm about 80% sure that the first time I ever heard ripshit in any context was "ripshit angry"

I had a whole list of small, shifty guys in my head, and then I thought about trying to pull a flag off of Derrick Henry and realized he was the right answer.

No one likes dipshits. I wish there was a more forceful "blocked" message. "You were preemptively blocked for being a dipshit" might teach people something about themselves

The third one looks just like Wile E Coyote hitting the ground. Perfect impact.

Labradoodle that has the poodle persistence with the lab idiocy. The dog give me looks that are so dumb that they hurt my soul.

My wife and I are both down to unsustainable available underwear because the idiot dog won't stop eating it.

No chance that car has a single intact mirror. She doesn't need them.

No way, it's a flight from Cleveland to Newark.

I really enjoyed the most "ball don't lie" sequence in sports history.

From your lips to God's ears

The all time master of "just slightly above average enough to keep my job"