So this is the afterlife? A bit disappointing.

Gone where?

Oh pooh.

You can try, but it’s barely legal.

Pure klass.

“On their way to Costco” - dead lobsters walking?

They'll claw them back somehow.

Short-sighted fools, the lot of them. As “leader of the free world”, this would be a great time to take leadership on a global issue. Or even just fall in line with more sensible people. You can put your name on a bunch of wind turbines if it makes you feel better.

Does he even hear himself? He sounds like a cartoon villain.

There's the law, and there's what is done... If it really bothers the people, I'd leave it alone (grudgingly). Probably customs and laws vary from place to place. As far as not growing fruit near public property, well, there's not always a choice.

Where are my magic glasses?