Blake🌷:)
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I’m just happy to be here | oomf for hire :3
Spent so long itching my scalp without realising now it’s bleeding
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July 4, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Spent so long itching my scalp without realising now it’s bleeding
Why is every google image search filled with AI generated fake images these days it’s so depressing
April 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Why is every google image search filled with AI generated fake images these days it’s so depressing
Everything is so strange and weird nowadays
April 13, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Everything is so strange and weird nowadays
Unfortunately the vibes have become quite weird in the last few weeks
April 4, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Unfortunately the vibes have become quite weird in the last few weeks
Thing I don’t understand about everyone using AI nowadays is that it’s not been around long enough for a generation to have grown up with it as a crutch? Like, you still know how to google things!? You had to do it 5 years ago! Why are you asking grok to give you a retort for your twitter argument!
March 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Thing I don’t understand about everyone using AI nowadays is that it’s not been around long enough for a generation to have grown up with it as a crutch? Like, you still know how to google things!? You had to do it 5 years ago! Why are you asking grok to give you a retort for your twitter argument!
So much tension in my upper back and shoulders you could pluck out one of the tendons and use it to string an English longbow to fire at the charging French cavalry at Agincourt 💀
March 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
So much tension in my upper back and shoulders you could pluck out one of the tendons and use it to string an English longbow to fire at the charging French cavalry at Agincourt 💀
One of my guilty pleasures is that when I wake up in the morning and stretch, I love to make noises and low like a buffalo at the watering hole
February 12, 2025 at 11:15 AM
One of my guilty pleasures is that when I wake up in the morning and stretch, I love to make noises and low like a buffalo at the watering hole
Men have no right to be that hot
January 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Men have no right to be that hot
Bluesky fun as hell actually. Everyone on here is so nice :D
January 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Bluesky fun as hell actually. Everyone on here is so nice :D
Okay 2026 gonna be my year 💀
January 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Okay 2026 gonna be my year 💀
Starting to develop unhealthy phobia of testicular torsion
January 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Starting to develop unhealthy phobia of testicular torsion
Why does god give tummy issues to his most delicate twinks 😔
January 2, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Why does god give tummy issues to his most delicate twinks 😔
Happy new year bloomfies :D
May 2025 be less shit 🙏
May 2025 be less shit 🙏
January 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Happy new year bloomfies :D
May 2025 be less shit 🙏
May 2025 be less shit 🙏
Lowkey kinda just got electrocuted I think maybe but it’s fine
December 31, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Lowkey kinda just got electrocuted I think maybe but it’s fine
How do I make friends without leaving my house or talking to anyone 🧍♂️
December 29, 2024 at 7:34 PM
How do I make friends without leaving my house or talking to anyone 🧍♂️
Post notifications when 😩 I need to see immediately when my bloomfies skeet
December 28, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Post notifications when 😩 I need to see immediately when my bloomfies skeet
22 is objectively still young but I feel the oldest and most haggard I’ve ever felt and it’s only going to get worse from here 🫠
December 28, 2024 at 1:08 AM
22 is objectively still young but I feel the oldest and most haggard I’ve ever felt and it’s only going to get worse from here 🫠
I have got to get a grip on my life it’s not funny anymore 💀
December 27, 2024 at 8:23 PM
I have got to get a grip on my life it’s not funny anymore 💀
Merry Christmas bloomfies 🥰
December 25, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Merry Christmas bloomfies 🥰
Spent the past few hours convincing myself I have lead poisoning
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December 24, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Spent the past few hours convincing myself I have lead poisoning
Coming to the unfortunate realisation that in order to no longer be miserable and alone, you have to actually leave your house or at least talk to people :(
December 22, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Coming to the unfortunate realisation that in order to no longer be miserable and alone, you have to actually leave your house or at least talk to people :(
So we move to LA. My father gets a job at the Palm Restaurant. My Uncle Junior works there who was a Jehovah's Witness, believe it or not. He went from Catholic to Jehovah. So basically, my grandmother, wanted us all to switch from Catholic to Jehovah, you know - meanwhile, we're from Harlem, my fa-
December 20, 2024 at 11:42 PM
So we move to LA. My father gets a job at the Palm Restaurant. My Uncle Junior works there who was a Jehovah's Witness, believe it or not. He went from Catholic to Jehovah. So basically, my grandmother, wanted us all to switch from Catholic to Jehovah, you know - meanwhile, we're from Harlem, my fa-
Timothée recently making me rethink my stance that a mustache can ruin a twink 🫣
December 19, 2024 at 12:26 PM
Timothée recently making me rethink my stance that a mustache can ruin a twink 🫣
Borrowed Hogwarts legacy so I can play it in a non transphobic way 🙂↕️🙂↕️
December 18, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Borrowed Hogwarts legacy so I can play it in a non transphobic way 🙂↕️🙂↕️