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Brandon
@blwente.bsky.social
Offensively average • he/him
It’s the only choice when flying, I’m told.
September 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Successful lake day
August 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I understand the mixed reviews for Jurassic World Rebirth now. I still really enjoyed it, but I also get some of the hate.
July 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
If it’s a “lip sync for the crown,” that decision makes no sense. If it’s “here’s your obvious winner” then just say that. #dragrace
April 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Heading into four back-to-back-to-back-to-back zoom calls, all camera on. This should be criminal. Just let January end!
January 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Send knüds
November 23, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Watching Serrano v Taylor and I’m about to throw up. Is there always this much blood in boxing?
November 16, 2024 at 4:10 AM
That was close.
November 16, 2024 at 2:17 AM
I was going through old tweets I wanted to save and I found this gem.
November 14, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Lake Day
August 5, 2023 at 10:56 PM
Latex gloves for food prep have been a game changer and dramatically reduced the number of times I go “ew ew ew” while cooking
August 3, 2023 at 12:08 AM
Are we pronouncing it “Blue-sky” or “Blue-ski?”
July 31, 2023 at 10:05 PM