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High-impact writing can be risky, helmet or not. I'm your crash test dummy, hurling myself at absurdities, looming social fault lines, and yes, even the Oxford comma.

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HUSBAND COME HOME

They launched their own meet-cute love story during the dot-com bubble over dial-up modems. It devolved into a death story. Then ripened into a rebirth story. “Poison attracts poison,” Isla said. But she wasn’t talking about herself or Finn.

#2025PIT #FICTION #INUKSUK
January 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
We are with you, my Turkish friend says
We are with you, my Scottish friend says
We are with you, women of the world say

We are against you, my senator says
We are against you, the president says
We are against you, the pastor says

How can empathy cross oceans
but cruelty is our neighbor?

,💔
January 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
“Things could be worse.”

“Things WILL be worse.”

“At least we’ll always have cute puppy videos."

“Hold my beer."

Can’t imagine American life without your fast food chains, cheap big box stores that rely on child labor, or megachurches? Wait ’til they come for your doggo streams.

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#tiktok
January 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Okay folks, ready for zero to 120 (characters) in under a minute?

Autocorrect: Disabled
OS systems: Engaged
Status: Damn the torpedos; full speed ahead
January 24, 2025 at 6:54 AM