here comes the red naughty rhino
@bluntesttool.bsky.social
FKA "call of the 𝚟𝚘𝚒𝚍 function", which was a good handle, shut up, it was
Brit, somehow in Hokkaido
Very bad Jew
No tolerance for genocide, terfs, other fash, and those who tolerate them
He/him software dude
Brit, somehow in Hokkaido
Very bad Jew
No tolerance for genocide, terfs, other fash, and those who tolerate them
He/him software dude
Yes, I am a terrible person for using AI here
August 24, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Yes, I am a terrible person for using AI here
So is being an obnoxious arsehole a thing you do for fun or what
August 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
So is being an obnoxious arsehole a thing you do for fun or what
Can you hear me, Sooz Kemper?
August 1, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Can you hear me, Sooz Kemper?
I can't reply or quote, @simonpegg.bsky.social, but I can still post to my legions of follower.
August 1, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I can't reply or quote, @simonpegg.bsky.social, but I can still post to my legions of follower.
me in the 2nd national security group chat
April 21, 2025 at 6:21 AM
me in the 2nd national security group chat
Your label, your tag, your whatever you want to call it
This is all so tedious
This is all so tedious
April 2, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Your label, your tag, your whatever you want to call it
This is all so tedious
This is all so tedious
Alright, what's going on here
February 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Alright, what's going on here
This screenshot?
January 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
This screenshot?
Sadly, my friends are unable to appreciate this. The poor wretches.
January 11, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Sadly, my friends are unable to appreciate this. The poor wretches.
You just have to wait to get the perfect photo
January 7, 2025 at 8:39 AM
You just have to wait to get the perfect photo
Similarly (...kind of) from my wife:
December 17, 2024 at 6:59 AM
Similarly (...kind of) from my wife:
You are doing a fucking shit job mate
December 15, 2024 at 11:53 PM
You are doing a fucking shit job mate
Yeah I hate it when this happens
November 27, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Yeah I hate it when this happens
Kind of getting a 'staring forlornly into the void' vibe here without a header image, gotta say
November 24, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Kind of getting a 'staring forlornly into the void' vibe here without a header image, gotta say
Forever wondering what that was about
November 20, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Forever wondering what that was about
Hey, you're not as dumb as you look!
October 12, 2023 at 6:20 PM
Hey, you're not as dumb as you look!