Cressler (the second s is silent)
@bluntedsarcasm.bsky.social
Average middle-aged guy, below average puns, and serious opinions about Die Hard being an Xmas movie.
His wife's name is Holly! C'mon!
His wife's name is Holly! C'mon!
Usually, my sense of impending doom is completely unfounded...
January 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Usually, my sense of impending doom is completely unfounded...
I didn't realize that you had to buy these. I thought that everyone's grandparents were issued one, or maybe it just appeared once you hit a certain age.
December 20, 2023 at 8:50 PM
I didn't realize that you had to buy these. I thought that everyone's grandparents were issued one, or maybe it just appeared once you hit a certain age.
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"I'm a hug person"
Cool, but why are we making that my problem. ✋🏾
Cool, but why are we making that my problem. ✋🏾
December 19, 2023 at 5:15 PM
"I'm a hug person"
Cool, but why are we making that my problem. ✋🏾
Cool, but why are we making that my problem. ✋🏾
Why is the phrase "lost my temper?" Trust me, I know exactly where it is.
December 7, 2023 at 2:34 PM
Why is the phrase "lost my temper?" Trust me, I know exactly where it is.
I'm not entirely comfortable with our current level of reality. Is there a setting or something I can change?
December 4, 2023 at 5:47 PM
I'm not entirely comfortable with our current level of reality. Is there a setting or something I can change?
Installed Spotify. Looked up band playing at local bar. Discovered, I hated them... and their Christmas EP. Stopped using Spotify. Except when it randomly takes over my car's speakers and plays the music from the only band i searched for. I am sure my Wrap looks awesome
November 30, 2023 at 5:06 PM
Installed Spotify. Looked up band playing at local bar. Discovered, I hated them... and their Christmas EP. Stopped using Spotify. Except when it randomly takes over my car's speakers and plays the music from the only band i searched for. I am sure my Wrap looks awesome
It is the Monday-est Tuesday ever
November 28, 2023 at 5:13 PM
It is the Monday-est Tuesday ever
Just saw the Charlie Brown Thanksgiving special. When kids in that world hit puberty do they suddenly sound like a muted trumpet? "Hey what's with my voi... wah wah wah Wah WAH"
November 22, 2023 at 5:34 PM
Just saw the Charlie Brown Thanksgiving special. When kids in that world hit puberty do they suddenly sound like a muted trumpet? "Hey what's with my voi... wah wah wah Wah WAH"
"Pittsburgh fires Canada" is a very confusing headline if you don't follow sports
November 22, 2023 at 2:14 AM
"Pittsburgh fires Canada" is a very confusing headline if you don't follow sports
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My brain is having one of those nights where it's all, like, "sleep? Why would you want to do that?"
November 20, 2023 at 7:30 AM
My brain is having one of those nights where it's all, like, "sleep? Why would you want to do that?"
Hah, now I have a follower! Does this mean I'm viral? Or maybe at least mildly contagious?
November 17, 2023 at 6:17 PM
Hah, now I have a follower! Does this mean I'm viral? Or maybe at least mildly contagious?
Well, I'm here. Now what?
November 17, 2023 at 4:45 PM
Well, I'm here. Now what?