"Come, sing me a fucking song"

Goldenwatch

This movie is so good, I wish Canada was real

What if this is a great honor that they bestowed on him for being the best at it

I was gonna say "Who is Struzan's Boris Vallejo" but then I realized that's also Boriz Vallejo

It's also about how your two gay best friends will inevitably go to war with each other

I've seriously considered blading like a wrestler after faking a fall

ARAMCO ad played at the end of this one. I doubt you've got any sort of control over that, but something to watch out for if you're able

I'm worried that this is going to be the best movie based on a fighting game ever released.

I was the guy who yakked into the pigpen

I should finally play Sudeki, I bet it probably doesn't have the worst controls ever programmed

He was worried he'd be replaced by a non-corrupt Democrat who he had no chance of leveraging, but got played by an old-school crook

Imagining somebody describing it as "having a blowjob"

You ever try to circumcise a goblin? It's like a fuckin tape measure with a busted spring

I love to go to the woods with the homies and have a terrible time

Hot dogs are bound by the quality ceiling of "sausage made from meat scraps" and that needs to be supplemented with toppings; the Chicago dog is an triumphant example of that formula. By contrast, a burger that's just meat and bun can be the best burger you've ever had

Honestly there's graphics before Metroid Prime and graphics after Metroid Prime