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Core blimey, some of this resonates. Custody disagreements are horrible, horrible things. I'm currently involved in one. It's not gone legal yet, but the toll it takes is horrible. I miss my little boy, every time I blink, let alone the days and weeks apart.

Keeper! It's a great strike but the keeper must surely be getting down there. He looked rooted at his near post.

Logged onto this godforsaken app for the first time in a while. For once I - an empty headed, frequently wrong, forgetful, unfit old goat - actually said something that seems to have borne fruit, of sorts. 4pts clear as the new year passes, ain't bad. We're looking ship shape and Bristol fashion.

He should still be in the European leagues. I'm no Newcastle fan, but he's a fabulous talent.

Losing to a 30 yard screamer, does not a season, make. Arsenal played well. We just lost, at Anfield. Which isn't the worst thing, let's be honest.l

If I was waiting for a Premier League manager or player to walk past so I could be a smug wanker to them, I'd feel embarrassed for myself. I'd literally walk away thinking "I was a right wanker then, a proper weasel"

100% Kyle. I'm not a City supporter but this is just cowardice hiding behind a camera phone. Wenger used to get this a decade ago. It was snide then, and it's small and snide now.

Fairly sure that is an altered Francis Bacon quote.

They were slow to take it down, as well. The paper was published in 1998. The Lancet withdrew it in 2010.