Allen Faulkner
@blundellpork.bsky.social
“You’re late.”
GTFC. Upper Ramsdens. UTM.
GTFC. Upper Ramsdens. UTM.
“Big hand there for Carol”
*polite applause*
*polite applause*
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
“Big hand there for Carol”
*polite applause*
*polite applause*
I’m reading that in the style of Jim Bowen introducing a contestant on Bullseye.
December 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I’m reading that in the style of Jim Bowen introducing a contestant on Bullseye.
…in Great Yarmouth
December 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
…in Great Yarmouth
I met my first girlfriend under that clock.
December 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I met my first girlfriend under that clock.
Having a child is a huge decision. There’s definitely one set of parents questioning themselves right now.
November 30, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Having a child is a huge decision. There’s definitely one set of parents questioning themselves right now.
I think a lot of people are grieving their youth too. Hits hard once your idols start dying.
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I think a lot of people are grieving their youth too. Hits hard once your idols start dying.
He looks like a man who doesn’t have to try…too hard.
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
He looks like a man who doesn’t have to try…too hard.
Those dials are about to hit the stoppers.
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Those dials are about to hit the stoppers.
Think I rode on that one at Llangollen Railway a couple of years ago. Immediately I was 8 again and going to the seaside…
October 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Think I rode on that one at Llangollen Railway a couple of years ago. Immediately I was 8 again and going to the seaside…
Somewhere along the line it changed from “We will remember them” to “You WILL remember them”.
October 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Somewhere along the line it changed from “We will remember them” to “You WILL remember them”.
These are presumably the same lot that were booing players kneeling and angrily complaining that politics should be kept out of football a couple of years ago.
October 9, 2025 at 8:11 AM
These are presumably the same lot that were booing players kneeling and angrily complaining that politics should be kept out of football a couple of years ago.
Amazed he ended up at Altrincham tbh.
October 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Amazed he ended up at Altrincham tbh.
Even Ginger Baker’s son thought he was an arsehole.
September 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Even Ginger Baker’s son thought he was an arsehole.
*sells motorbike*
September 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
*sells motorbike*
I really expected to hate this.
September 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I really expected to hate this.
“When we used to have a sense of humour”
September 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
“When we used to have a sense of humour”
Crying out to be a Darlington flag.
September 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Crying out to be a Darlington flag.
…root them on?
September 9, 2025 at 10:06 AM
…root them on?
This was the one thing we didn’t want to happen.
September 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
This was the one thing we didn’t want to happen.