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god bless Aunt Sammie, always coming prepared just in case

Aunt Sammie is standing with her two mom friends, an orange newt and a Pomeranian dog. Newt: "God, are they ALREADY shooting off fireworks?" Dog: "Of COURSE. People takin' any excuse to make some noise, I guess. Wouldn't be surprised if beer was involved." Sammie: "Ooh, beer? That reminds me..."

Aunt Sammie pulls out two cans of beer from her cleavage, proudly presenting them to her friends. Sammie: "Ladies. You're welcome."

The newt and dog stare in surprise. Probably a little bit of fear, too. Dog: "...I mean. Thanks. I think. How long have you-" Sammie: "Go on, take! Ain't gonna hold 'em all day!"

The newt takes a can and starts drinking it. The dog looks at her can in disgust. Dog: "...it's warm." Sammie: "Ooh, good point. I'll bring ice next time." As she reaches into her cleavage again and pulls out a tallboy of beer.

November 6, 2024 at 3:06 PM

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SURPRISE Hildie actually had a MAID ALL ALONG
don't worry though, she's super nice compared to her! ...she's also a major pushover though, so if Hildie tells her to sweep you out of the house, she will

Hildie P. Northington, an old poodle lady, standing in her swimsuit next to her maid, a stout pigeon named Marjorie.

November 7, 2024 at 3:47 PM

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Marjorie is allowed a bit of rest and relaxation every now and then... a chance to rest her feet and stretch those limbs...

Marjorie the pigeon maid, sitting in just her bra and panties, nervously twiddling her thumbs and smiling as her thick feet are kicked up in front of her.

November 7, 2024 at 3:49 PM

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laundry day with rosie...

Rosie Oakley, 4 foot tall raccoon mom, standing on a small stepladder as she loads detergent and fabric softener into the top of a washing machine, one in a row of three total. she's wearing a yellow tanktop, teal flip flops, her usual gloves, and incredibly tight denim shorts.

November 10, 2024 at 12:02 PM

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so I may have gone a bit sicko mode and made two whole-ass characters. Charmaine's mom and dad, two dogs that are pretty much TOTAL opposites personality-wise.

Also yes they're huge.

An 8 foot tall basset hound grandma, with VERY wide hips. She's got dark hair dyed blonde the tips, yellow slides, a navy blue cardigan, and very snug denim jeans that stop halfway down the knees. Her nails are pink.

A 6 foot 9 inch tall saint bernard grandpa, wearing a dark gray bucket hat, green flannel shirt tight around his belly and chest, and dusty torn jeans. He also wears dark flip flops, and his nails are black.

November 11, 2024 at 3:54 PM

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Commission for @gau.bsky.social!

A giant white fluffy dog wearing baggy fisherman's pants and a crop top, revealing their six nipples and a decorative chain connected to the middle two. They're walking in the ocean, carrying a sunken galleon (old sailing ship) under one arm as they wave to the dock workers nearby. It's early morning, still sunrise.

November 19, 2024 at 4:17 PM

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scarf!!

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some older pics of dawn from back when I first designed her... useless lil shoulder wrap thing and all

Dawn, a 7ft tall snake, leaning on one leg as she stands relaxed. she wears bell bottoms that cling tightly to her huge ass and hips, wears brown sandals, has a small croptop, and a red bandana thing that wraps around her hair and chin. she also has some translucent red scarf thing she drapes around her arms.

Dawn sitting on the ground and seemingly just enjoying life, body facing the camera but her head pointed and looking elsewhere.

a side view of Dawn, looking seemingly confused but also at peace. also showing how huge her ass and feet are.

a back view of Dawn, raising her hands up in celebration. one heel is lifted, showing off her lighter soles, and again, her ass is huge.

November 24, 2024 at 4:03 PM

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whoville's gone now. forever. the grinch too. she ate it all w/o realizing it. everyone. merry chrysler everyone

Whos are walking around in Whoville, enjoying themselves. In the sky, the faint image of Toriel in a winter coat and hat can be seen.

The Whos stop and look up to the sky in surprise. Toriel seems to be getting closer, her mouth opening up and tongue sticking out.

The Whos run for their lives as Toriel's cavernous mouth takes up most of the sky, her tongue threatening to crash into their planet and her hot breath warming up the atmosphere.

The camera zooms out to show Toriel in a snowy field, enjoying the calm moment of catching a cute little snowflake on her tongue.

December 25, 2024 at 4:49 PM

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Jaida R.L. Mack | Friend of Eggbug

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I was looking for something else, but please, this excellent Rosie Mack from @silverscarf.bsky.social is just... muwah, chef kiss, Lord Hater belt buckle how are you not already drooling?

December 27, 2024 at 10:27 PM

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Day 3... she's found a cookie crumb in the carpet underneath the couch. Good place to keep it, no one's gonna think to vacuum under there. Seeing as whatever shrunk her is now nowhere to be seen, the next step for her? Finding fabric and learning how to sew some new clothes.