Why did they set the insides of all the houses on fire?

It looks like an arsonist has set the inside of all the houses on fire.

I don’t remember all these geomagnetic storms from when I was a kid (I was only 2 during the Carrington Event). I think it’s caused by fluoride in the water.

And McLaren goes even faster.

I miss the old timey zero lane roads.

I’ve always refused to use that phrase because it seems patronizing.

I never frolic without my top hat and cane.

The Canadian version is he needs to buy a house in Toronto so he synthesizes an addictive form of maple syrup.