The new Know-Nothing party

Instead of taking 37 pills a week, just take 2 or 3

I'd love to see the GOP explain this to farmers

Malicious and stupid is a bad combination

Evil Forrest Gump strikes again

Charlie Kirk gets flags at half mast. Service members get jack shit.

Grampa's always grumpy when his nap gets interrupted

When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretence of loving liberty-to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocracy [sic]."

As a nation, we began by declaring that "all men are created equal." We now practically read it "all men are created equal, except negroes." When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read "all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and catholics."

Abe Lincoln: "I am not a Know-Nothing. That is certain. How could I be? How can any one who abhors the oppression of negroes, be in favor of degrading classes of white people? Our progress in degeneracy appears to me to be pretty rapid.

A true capitalist

Sounds like Russia Today

"Insubortinate?" She doesn't work for you MFer

They have made a virtue of distortion.

The shutdown has cast in stark relief which party actually gives AF about the welfare of the American people