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Bluesky Jokeguy
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I like to tell jokes and peck at corn and I am definitely not a chicken.
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The woman we hired to help my wife during labor was late and my wife started freaking out. She was having a midwife crisis.
#motherhood #birth #funny #comedy #jokes #standup #dadjokes #jokesky
February 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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I dropped acid once. It got me fired from the chemical factory. It was a bad trip.
#funny #comedy #jokes #standup #dadjokes #jokesky
February 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Kids - you can't live with 'em, you can't sell 'em.
#kids #parenthood #funny #comedy #jokes #standup #dadjokes #jokesky
December 8, 2024 at 7:04 PM
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Things change as you get older. For instance 'pulling my groin' has taken on new meaning.
#funny #comedy #jokes #standup #dadjokes #jokesky
December 7, 2024 at 7:29 PM
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My cat is an independent thinker. He's the kind of cat that poops outside of the box.
#cats #catsky #funny #comedy #jokes #standup #dadjokes #jokesky
December 6, 2024 at 6:18 PM
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At first I thought the X-Men were transgender superheroes. But I'm pretty sure only some of them are transgender.
#xmen #marvel #funny #comedy #jokes #standup #dadjokes #jokesky
December 5, 2024 at 5:06 PM
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Do ocean invertebrates have friends, or are they all anemones?
#funny #comedy #jokes #standup #dadjokes #jokesky
December 4, 2024 at 6:45 PM
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My wife and I have a lot in common. For instance, she likes her personal space and I also like her personal space.
#funny #comedy #jokes #standup #dadjokes #jokesky
December 3, 2024 at 7:15 PM
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As a dog person, my advice is never party with mad scientists.
#funny #comedy #jokes #standup #dadjokes #jokesky #dogpeople
December 2, 2024 at 9:53 PM
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I once met a man with 3 balls. So I walked him and pitched to the next guy.
#funny #comedy #jokes #standup #dadjokes #jokesky #baseball
December 1, 2024 at 4:32 PM
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My mother-in-law LOVES Thai food but HATES being called 'Thai Food Mary'.
#funny #comedy #jokes #standup #dadjokes #jokesky
November 30, 2024 at 4:38 PM
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My kids are 1 and 2, and looking back, we should not have named them that. The problem is 1 was born first so 1 is 4 and 2 is 3.
#funny #comedy #jokes #standup #dadjokes #jokesky
November 29, 2024 at 8:26 AM
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Happy Thanksgiving, and remember: if you detect a fowl odor it's probably just the turkey cooking.
#funny #comedy #jokes #blueskyjokeguy
November 28, 2024 at 5:30 PM
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I ordered a drink and the waiter asked "Would you like a 12oz glass or a 16oz glass?" and I said "Buddy, I don't care how heavy the glass is."
November 26, 2024 at 10:47 PM
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I turned on the news and the newscaster said "Good morning!" and then she read the news and it ruined my morning.
November 26, 2024 at 9:06 PM