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BlueSkyFan883
@blueskyfan883.bsky.social
New to bluesky, really like it, looking to make friends and laugh at banter with others. 👨‍🔧🦵
I’d like to mount a skull up on my wall.

Any Species suggestions?
April 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
DO NOT LET me get my hands on a turtle without a shell.

I’m shaking just imagining…
March 23, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Every morning when I wake up, I feel like a weak vulnerable egg.

Then, someone picks me up and cracks my shell. HARD.

The scrambling begins.
March 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
You know how in movies when you're starving, your friend starts looking like a succulent roasted chicken??

Reverse roles, Imagine if when you were really full, a roast chicken started to look like a small skinny boy or girl
March 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Joe Swanson is chill asf. He just wheels around in a sly and fluid manner. Joe Swanson is cool
a cartoon character is sitting in a wheelchair with his legs crossed .
ALT: a cartoon character is sitting in a wheelchair with his legs crossed .
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February 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
@rickymort16.bsky.social what’s going on with you? Everything alll right?
February 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
My small back is aching
January 31, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Woke up this morning to a black sludge running down my foot
January 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Scrappy beavers will do ANYTHING to build up a dam..
a groundhog standing on its hind legs with the word joe written on the bottom
ALT: a groundhog standing on its hind legs with the word joe written on the bottom
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January 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I think I am growing a tail
January 16, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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January 5, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I just hit a small dog with my bike
January 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
January 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
When I’m crying, I shoot out tons of water from my eyes like a hose. The pressure is better than in @pooploser64.bsky.social shower. #waterparkfun
January 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
@pooploser64.bsky.social the darkest birds crow at the earlier hours… #wetdogs
January 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
My dogs are barking 😏
January 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
is it a sin to bite a friend playfully?
January 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
our teachers deserve at least 100k a year @jmbailey.bsky.social
January 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
LIKE this post if you LOVE bluesky
January 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Ok This is going to be my year
December 31, 2024 at 10:21 PM
I think I’m gonna try and wear unusual pants tomorrow
December 30, 2024 at 1:38 AM
I feel really confused right now
December 29, 2024 at 3:53 PM
My body is shivering and aching. Wind is whipping at my face, tearing away skin. When will this harsh season end?
December 27, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Toys should be gifted, not people
December 23, 2024 at 7:48 PM
It feels like a dark, shadowy presence is looming over me today
December 21, 2024 at 5:08 PM