Alexandra Goddard 📺😈🐰🇪🇺🏴 #TomsCrew
@bluesky20.bsky.social
Valley dweller. Proud lover of all things Ellis. Pinko Lefty. Softy. Faintly Optimistic. Devil Bunny. STOP DOING THE BUTTONS!
LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN CARDIFF TODAY. German Marzipan!
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN CARDIFF TODAY. German Marzipan!
Just saying.
November 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Just saying.
Important service announcement #Lucifer #LuciferNetflix 📺😈 We have another wanker amongst us. You know what to do. Also I hope my Tom could spell 'Beware'. Ffs.
November 15, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Important service announcement #Lucifer #LuciferNetflix 📺😈 We have another wanker amongst us. You know what to do. Also I hope my Tom could spell 'Beware'. Ffs.
My sister is coming to stay so Big Tom is bunking in with me for a few days 😍
November 15, 2025 at 10:09 AM
My sister is coming to stay so Big Tom is bunking in with me for a few days 😍
Reader, she was not, in fact, ready for the hard model in any way.
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Reader, she was not, in fact, ready for the hard model in any way.
That's a whole new level of stupidity.
The dick jokes alone.......😳
The dick jokes alone.......😳
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
That's a whole new level of stupidity.
The dick jokes alone.......😳
The dick jokes alone.......😳
I've had a really frustrating start to the week so here's to our fella to give a lovely bit of calm.
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I've had a really frustrating start to the week so here's to our fella to give a lovely bit of calm.
*facepalm* The stupidity never bloody ends.
November 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
*facepalm* The stupidity never bloody ends.
I got tickets! Very excited! A whole year to wait, mind you, but im used to waiting to see my heroes 😄
November 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I got tickets! Very excited! A whole year to wait, mind you, but im used to waiting to see my heroes 😄
What I have been craving all day. And yes, the beans ARE separated from the toast. DO NOT fight me on this. I like my toast soggy with good Caerphilly butter, not bean juice.
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
What I have been craving all day. And yes, the beans ARE separated from the toast. DO NOT fight me on this. I like my toast soggy with good Caerphilly butter, not bean juice.
Rather proud Ive made it thus far to be honest. Danke ❤️
November 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Rather proud Ive made it thus far to be honest. Danke ❤️
Just turned the page on the calendar in my home office. I may be a bit distracted in November.....😈😍
November 3, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Just turned the page on the calendar in my home office. I may be a bit distracted in November.....😈😍
Allowing a large part of your population to starve whilst spending millions on gaudy palaces has not gone well in the past.....
October 30, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Allowing a large part of your population to starve whilst spending millions on gaudy palaces has not gone well in the past.....
British people:
October 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
British people:
Germand are HARDCORE grillers 😃
October 27, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Germand are HARDCORE grillers 😃
Ah..... Friday nights
October 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Ah..... Friday nights
But...but...if Lemon is Zitrone why is Lemonade ......THIS?
*Cries in learning basic German*
*Cries in learning basic German*
October 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
But...but...if Lemon is Zitrone why is Lemonade ......THIS?
*Cries in learning basic German*
*Cries in learning basic German*
@alisouthhams.bsky.social and I always have an adventure... It's 2 years since we went to Magic Con, and it's one of my favourite non Tom stories....
October 1, 2025 at 6:05 AM
@alisouthhams.bsky.social and I always have an adventure... It's 2 years since we went to Magic Con, and it's one of my favourite non Tom stories....
Monday commute. Transport for Wales has switched the heating on. Im currently beet red and want to rip my skin off. Trying to think happy thoughts. One year ago today.... #menopausal #TomEllis #Lucifer
September 29, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Monday commute. Transport for Wales has switched the heating on. Im currently beet red and want to rip my skin off. Trying to think happy thoughts. One year ago today.... #menopausal #TomEllis #Lucifer
Couldn't help myself, I was possessed by demons....
September 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Couldn't help myself, I was possessed by demons....
Think the book of face rather overestimates its celestial powers.. 😄😆😄
September 20, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Think the book of face rather overestimates its celestial powers.. 😄😆😄