Remember when he disappeared for five days and this was the first photo someone got of him afterwards? Whatever treatment he keeps getting clearly makes him retain fluids like crazy
November 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Remember when he disappeared for five days and this was the first photo someone got of him afterwards? Whatever treatment he keeps getting clearly makes him retain fluids like crazy
Give it the ol’ landlord special
November 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give it the ol’ landlord special
ONE OF US… ONE OF US…
November 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
ONE OF US… ONE OF US…
Name one who takes more visible glee in destroying homeless people’s only earthly possessions in between complaining about trans women playing sports
October 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Name one who takes more visible glee in destroying homeless people’s only earthly possessions in between complaining about trans women playing sports
My favorite is still the Super Nintendo space side-scrolling shoot-em-up Phalanx, which they somehow decided was best illustrated by a photograph of an old man playing the banjo
October 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
My favorite is still the Super Nintendo space side-scrolling shoot-em-up Phalanx, which they somehow decided was best illustrated by a photograph of an old man playing the banjo
Make sure to always have your portable anti-surveillance technology handy
October 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Make sure to always have your portable anti-surveillance technology handy
“This is a nice artisanal kombucha shop you’ve got here… Be a shame if something happened to it.”
October 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
“This is a nice artisanal kombucha shop you’ve got here… Be a shame if something happened to it.”
“The President plans to contribute some of his own money as well”
October 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
“The President plans to contribute some of his own money as well”
When they ask who’s number one in DVOA after six weeks
October 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM
When they ask who’s number one in DVOA after six weeks
Old habits die hard
October 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Old habits die hard
ICE agents were like
October 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
ICE agents were like
It’s meant to be
October 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
It’s meant to be
“You know… for women!”
September 29, 2025 at 6:26 AM
“You know… for women!”
The artist posing with his masterpiece:
September 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The artist posing with his masterpiece:
Everyone’s hornifer for Cornifer
September 4, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Everyone’s hornifer for Cornifer
“We wanted you to be the first to know, the President dissolved into a puddle of goo like that guy in the first X-Men movie.”
August 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
“We wanted you to be the first to know, the President dissolved into a puddle of goo like that guy in the first X-Men movie.”
