Neil Screaton
blueplasticshark.bsky.social
Neil Screaton
@blueplasticshark.bsky.social
Happy Birthday.
Pompous Primate.
December 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Oh yes. Pip and Ozzy, 12 weeks old. It's been years since we had cats but now I remember why we did.
October 22, 2025 at 8:49 AM
His brother also likes a niche.
October 21, 2025 at 11:56 AM
When they see an impossibly small space and work their way in. Easier for a little one admittedly.
October 21, 2025 at 8:09 AM
When you want to know if your yoga class is nearly over.
June 2, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Yeah I don't think anything is worth eating pellets (of what?) for. And children are so wriggly.
May 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Spoiler alert. This will work until you're 123.
May 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Then I saw his face, Call in the Receivers.
February 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Me and my wife quote MWE to each other on a stupidly regular basis.
February 26, 2025 at 12:55 PM
'Mary Whitehouse Experience' I think.
February 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Don't be giving away photos like that for free. I'm sure there are some specialist websites which would pay top dollar for such things.
Can't beat a good sock but for me the worst part of the end of holiday in a warmer climate is having to put socks on after a week without to travel home.
February 25, 2025 at 12:05 PM
The sole reason Diaz came out of retirement.
November 18, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Thank you for playing along!
May 17, 2024 at 7:57 AM
H*A*P*P*Y*B*I*R*T*H*D*A*Y*I*N*B*I*O
May 17, 2024 at 7:49 AM
Ha! A genuine notification from a non-genuine bot at last, thank the Lord. Still trying to come to terms with the word skeet but I'll get there.
February 13, 2024 at 5:34 PM