Simon
banner
bluenegroni.bsky.social
Simon
@bluenegroni.bsky.social
Husband, writer, drinker, socialist, atheist, blue, and trainee renaissance man... On a quest for original thought, and the perfect Martini.

Northerner, I smoke cigars, drink rum, play chess, and have opinions.

DM for serious questions/challenges only.
About time
July 4, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Pyewacket: Day 295 and the subject still doesn’t appear to be of any use to the colony. It smells bad, it eats anything and spends its time chewing. They took it out and it came back without its testicles. This doesn’t seem to have dampened its spirits, still running round like an idiot.
June 22, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Tide out.
June 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Sausage roll on a muffin.

No it isn't whatever bread name you use... It's a muffin.

#FridayFilth
June 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Aviation, because fuck Mondays.
June 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
June in Silloth
June 1, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Pyewacket, Maine Coon, snuggly killer, chatterbox, and Empress of all she surveys.
May 15, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Monty, waiting for the big fella to throw his ball.
May 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Criffel from Silloth.
May 15, 2025 at 7:50 AM