Tamika Base
@bluemittenmama.bsky.social
Michigan liberal. Proud twin mom. Retired military spouse. Reader, baker, woodworker, and sweary INTJ. Lover of words and dogs.
Sometimes there is no other way.
a man with a beard says " this dude will not shut up " in front of a paramount network logo
ALT: a man with a beard says " this dude will not shut up " in front of a paramount network logo
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October 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Sometimes there is no other way.
And possibly traumatized his child.
October 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
And possibly traumatized his child.
Hehehe mental jinx
September 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Hehehe mental jinx
Fly fly, my hoe minions
a woman is standing in front of a castle with her arms outstretched in a movie clip
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a castle with her arms outstretched in a movie clip
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September 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Fly fly, my hoe minions
Only when your flaming wings are unfurled, and you have to scream that "hoe" like a battle cry. EEEEEEEEEEEEEE 🐦🔥
September 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Only when your flaming wings are unfurled, and you have to scream that "hoe" like a battle cry. EEEEEEEEEEEEEE 🐦🔥
Everybody play "seduce the mystery donut"
a box of krispy kreme doughnuts and coffee sits in a kitchen
ALT: a box of krispy kreme doughnuts and coffee sits in a kitchen
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September 16, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Everybody play "seduce the mystery donut"
Idk, he's either a master sculptor or he's snuggling a hairy donut.
September 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Idk, he's either a master sculptor or he's snuggling a hairy donut.
I didn't say you wouldn't inspirational-slow-clap yourself after the tea-spilling.
September 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I didn't say you wouldn't inspirational-slow-clap yourself after the tea-spilling.
You have had WAY WORSE cameos in your dreams and you KNOW IT 🤣 you know I'd spill that tea if I could remember names. PSA to anyone who finds this: get you a bestie with a terrible memory. We can't snitch cuz we can't remember shit.
September 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
You have had WAY WORSE cameos in your dreams and you KNOW IT 🤣 you know I'd spill that tea if I could remember names. PSA to anyone who finds this: get you a bestie with a terrible memory. We can't snitch cuz we can't remember shit.
My busted ass brain just created a romantic slow motion scene of his bulbous hair unfurling to take us away, all to the tune of "Love lifts us up where we belong." I don't know whether to burn my eyes out or masturbate.
September 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
My busted ass brain just created a romantic slow motion scene of his bulbous hair unfurling to take us away, all to the tune of "Love lifts us up where we belong." I don't know whether to burn my eyes out or masturbate.
Remind me to pick out my purse based on which one I'd most like to smell like frosting forevaaaa
September 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Remind me to pick out my purse based on which one I'd most like to smell like frosting forevaaaa
HASHTAG I CAN SMELL THE SHENANIGANS FROM HERE OH WAIT THATS JUST THE SKETCHY INDUSTRIAL PARK AND SWEATY DISCOUNT LUCHADORS
September 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
HASHTAG I CAN SMELL THE SHENANIGANS FROM HERE OH WAIT THATS JUST THE SKETCHY INDUSTRIAL PARK AND SWEATY DISCOUNT LUCHADORS
I would rather chuck chicken with you than anyone else! 🍗
September 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I would rather chuck chicken with you than anyone else! 🍗
He's why we can't have nice things. But yet he's utterly spoiled because that chubby wubby Muppet face.
November 25, 2024 at 3:05 PM
He's why we can't have nice things. But yet he's utterly spoiled because that chubby wubby Muppet face.