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Bruv‘s not even cleaning his ears to dates 😭
December 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Feels very Franky & Benny's, doesn't it?
October 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I’m not being funny, but most people don’t worry about stamp duty. The only people who will save money from this are expanding landlords and property firms hoovering up the market stock - to rent at mad prices.
October 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Maybe they just hear the word "remain" and have some kind of manic episode 😂
September 30, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Nice Sky Lady is a pro 😂
September 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
What even is IPSO, eh?
September 29, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Das ist schön! 🤩 Perfekt Wetter! Es ist bewölkt und regnet hier 😂🇬🇧
September 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Their hubby keeps partaking in extreme sports now 😂
September 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Had a coworker who wanted to move to Arizona of all places. Had kids and everything, and would talk about the costs of getting the garden regularly de-scorpion'ed. Who volunteers for that? 😂
September 23, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Ipswich is depressing anyway. Go down one street and it’ll be new-builds, turn a corner and it’s completely run down and crime ridden. Weird old place. Image sums it up, really.
September 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Mine had a shake and a scritch last night, coming out of the rain 😂🦔
September 22, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Yeah, but he did do that wooden block representation of parliament procedure, treating the average voter as dribbles, that one time. Journalistic master stroke.
September 21, 2025 at 10:41 AM
The OBR states that our government spent £1,226 billion last year. That averages to £3.5 Billion a day of expenditure.

£6 million, is 0.0017% of our daily expenditure on the nation. Are we seriously saying we value our humanity for others that little?

Bonkers.
September 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Omg 🤣
September 19, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I did one day of Cadets and think I could salute better than this 😂
September 19, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I imagine I’d now be detained and shot if I entered the land of the free.
September 18, 2025 at 7:04 AM