Whimsy Wisteria
@blueknightress.bsky.social
| 💜🤍💚 Genderqueer 💜🤍💚 | She/Her | Level 29 | Dungeon Master 🐉📖 | LARPer ⚔ | Baby Digital Artist 🖌 🖼 | Cozy Gamer 🎮 | DnD Podcaster 🐉🎤 | Reads books for a living 📚 | Tea and baked goods enthusiast 🫖🥐 |
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Been a little depressed lately and I feel like I just want to slip into the streets of a Tim Burton movie. At least then my melancholy would be hella romanticized and have a dope score by Danny Elfman. Not to mention my eyebags would look normal by comparison to the gray-scale cats around me.
September 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Been a little depressed lately and I feel like I just want to slip into the streets of a Tim Burton movie. At least then my melancholy would be hella romanticized and have a dope score by Danny Elfman. Not to mention my eyebags would look normal by comparison to the gray-scale cats around me.
Trying to convince someone who had a bad first experience with DnD to try it again with you as a Dungeon Master can make you sound a little unsavory.
"I'd love to be your REAL first time."
"I have snacks!"
"You won't even remember the other guy."
"Aftercare is really important to me."
"I'd love to be your REAL first time."
"I have snacks!"
"You won't even remember the other guy."
"Aftercare is really important to me."
August 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Trying to convince someone who had a bad first experience with DnD to try it again with you as a Dungeon Master can make you sound a little unsavory.
"I'd love to be your REAL first time."
"I have snacks!"
"You won't even remember the other guy."
"Aftercare is really important to me."
"I'd love to be your REAL first time."
"I have snacks!"
"You won't even remember the other guy."
"Aftercare is really important to me."
July 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
My ADHD, Italian father be asking me five times in a row if I'm hungry when I told him I just ate. Then five minutes later practically forces a tortilla chip with fancy dip on it for me to "try", then asks if I ate yet five minutes later.
July 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
My ADHD, Italian father be asking me five times in a row if I'm hungry when I told him I just ate. Then five minutes later practically forces a tortilla chip with fancy dip on it for me to "try", then asks if I ate yet five minutes later.
"Yeah I wanted to take today's session easy today. Only a fluffy little adventure!"
*At the end of the session.*
"...I... I guess the monster eats you alive? Your soul is now trapped in limbo...? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?"
*At the end of the session.*
"...I... I guess the monster eats you alive? Your soul is now trapped in limbo...? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?"
May 2, 2025 at 12:31 PM
"Yeah I wanted to take today's session easy today. Only a fluffy little adventure!"
*At the end of the session.*
"...I... I guess the monster eats you alive? Your soul is now trapped in limbo...? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?"
*At the end of the session.*
"...I... I guess the monster eats you alive? Your soul is now trapped in limbo...? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?"
Yes, it's true, your honor. I do make NPCs hot so my players will pay better attention to exposition. But in my defense, it works everytime.
April 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Yes, it's true, your honor. I do make NPCs hot so my players will pay better attention to exposition. But in my defense, it works everytime.
Made my first comic on procreate 💜🌲
March 19, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Made my first comic on procreate 💜🌲
Body positivity is your friend saying you have ✨ Cozy Abs ✨
March 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Body positivity is your friend saying you have ✨ Cozy Abs ✨
While wearing a jean jacket with my favorite pins on it and I got hit on 3 times in the span of a week (2 women, 1 man). The conversations started about the pins. Though I'm not exactly looking right now it was very sweet 😊 If you ARE looking, get a jean jacket and pin-a-fy it with your interests 😆
March 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
While wearing a jean jacket with my favorite pins on it and I got hit on 3 times in the span of a week (2 women, 1 man). The conversations started about the pins. Though I'm not exactly looking right now it was very sweet 😊 If you ARE looking, get a jean jacket and pin-a-fy it with your interests 😆
I've have great fascination for abandoned amusement parks, so I made my own! Welcome to 💜🌟 Starlight Park 🌟💜!! I'm currently using this location for a tabletop game I'm running for excellent group! Finally can post this without spoiling my players 😆
#homebrew #dnd #abandonedthemepark
#homebrew #dnd #abandonedthemepark
February 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I've have great fascination for abandoned amusement parks, so I made my own! Welcome to 💜🌟 Starlight Park 🌟💜!! I'm currently using this location for a tabletop game I'm running for excellent group! Finally can post this without spoiling my players 😆
#homebrew #dnd #abandonedthemepark
#homebrew #dnd #abandonedthemepark
Drew fanart of myself into #scarlethollow, the game isn't even finished yet and I adore it. #scarlethollowfanart #blacktabbygames Who are you romancing? I can't decide between Reese and Oscar!
February 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Drew fanart of myself into #scarlethollow, the game isn't even finished yet and I adore it. #scarlethollowfanart #blacktabbygames Who are you romancing? I can't decide between Reese and Oscar!
My fart just now sounded like R2D2 screaming
February 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
My fart just now sounded like R2D2 screaming
My beloved Starlight Park 💜 This fictional park was inspired by Nara, Japan's Dreamland that has been sadly bulldozed. Still wanna do a DnD Campaign Setting in this someday.
February 7, 2025 at 12:52 PM
My beloved Starlight Park 💜 This fictional park was inspired by Nara, Japan's Dreamland that has been sadly bulldozed. Still wanna do a DnD Campaign Setting in this someday.
If you're really worried about trans people faking it to attack someone in the bathroom, then you're really afraid of is bad cis men-not transfolks. You're punishing the wrong group. Perpetrators won't bother to learn how to look as fabulous as transwomen do to pass. Let alone put on deodorant 🤭😆🏳️⚧️
February 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM
If you're really worried about trans people faking it to attack someone in the bathroom, then you're really afraid of is bad cis men-not transfolks. You're punishing the wrong group. Perpetrators won't bother to learn how to look as fabulous as transwomen do to pass. Let alone put on deodorant 🤭😆🏳️⚧️
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Time to start posting my #dndart!
Meet Lilith, an outspoken bardlock aasimar who was resurrected by Death to break a terrible curse. Whether she's disrupting archfey schemes, defying the will of tyrannical gods, or forging a new legacy, her goal is to inspire others one song at a time.
Meet Lilith, an outspoken bardlock aasimar who was resurrected by Death to break a terrible curse. Whether she's disrupting archfey schemes, defying the will of tyrannical gods, or forging a new legacy, her goal is to inspire others one song at a time.
February 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Time to start posting my #dndart!
Meet Lilith, an outspoken bardlock aasimar who was resurrected by Death to break a terrible curse. Whether she's disrupting archfey schemes, defying the will of tyrannical gods, or forging a new legacy, her goal is to inspire others one song at a time.
Meet Lilith, an outspoken bardlock aasimar who was resurrected by Death to break a terrible curse. Whether she's disrupting archfey schemes, defying the will of tyrannical gods, or forging a new legacy, her goal is to inspire others one song at a time.
Being Genderqueer is never having the massive wardrobe you need. Some days I wanna be a village maiden, other days I yearn to be princely. Then I wanna be a Gothic detective or Ophelia drowning in water and wildflowers. I don't decide my gender, my whimsy (and my budget) does. Armor is expensive...
February 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Being Genderqueer is never having the massive wardrobe you need. Some days I wanna be a village maiden, other days I yearn to be princely. Then I wanna be a Gothic detective or Ophelia drowning in water and wildflowers. I don't decide my gender, my whimsy (and my budget) does. Armor is expensive...
One of my players has a new roommate, and last night when she asked "how did the session go?" After my player told her, her roommate stared and asked "who hurt the DM?"
January 31, 2025 at 12:04 PM
One of my players has a new roommate, and last night when she asked "how did the session go?" After my player told her, her roommate stared and asked "who hurt the DM?"
Testing one, two, three! Let's see what Bluesky is all about 🦋
January 30, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Testing one, two, three! Let's see what Bluesky is all about 🦋