Cackalacky
@bluejwoo.bsky.social
Southern liberal. I’m a blue dot in a bright red county in a purple(ish) state. 🐸 Life doesn’t always turn out the way you hoped it would.
Having read this, I now need to be vaccinated. Why are they all so fucking weird?
November 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Having read this, I now need to be vaccinated. Why are they all so fucking weird?
Thanks for your report. These people want to live forever - the thought of having to spend eternity on the same planet as these people makes me look forward to death.
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Thanks for your report. These people want to live forever - the thought of having to spend eternity on the same planet as these people makes me look forward to death.
She’ll be back, like a bad rash that won’t go away.
November 22, 2025 at 12:19 PM
She’ll be back, like a bad rash that won’t go away.
“Nice to meet you, Mr. Mayor. Would you mind if I call you Bubba?”
November 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
“Nice to meet you, Mr. Mayor. Would you mind if I call you Bubba?”
Maybe she’s going to run for Senate as an independent?
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Maybe she’s going to run for Senate as an independent?
Seriously. I stepped away from my phone for a few minutes and shit got weird(er).
November 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Seriously. I stepped away from my phone for a few minutes and shit got weird(er).
Or Kristie Gnome, since the USCG falls under the jurisdiction of DHS.
November 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Or Kristie Gnome, since the USCG falls under the jurisdiction of DHS.
Kushner is an evil little twerp.
November 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Kushner is an evil little twerp.
I know my mental health would be better.
November 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I know my mental health would be better.
Proud of the city I grew up in up in!
November 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Proud of the city I grew up in up in!
Maybe Schumer will write a sternly worded letter.
November 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Maybe Schumer will write a sternly worded letter.
My prediction for 2026 is a popcorn shortage.
a man in a striped sweater is sitting on a couch
ALT: a man in a striped sweater is sitting on a couch
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November 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
My prediction for 2026 is a popcorn shortage.
I think it’s some Home Depot shit spray painted gold, but Creepy Grandpa thinks it’s real.
November 15, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I think it’s some Home Depot shit spray painted gold, but Creepy Grandpa thinks it’s real.
“Sprinted”? I didn’t know he had that gear. 🤣
November 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
“Sprinted”? I didn’t know he had that gear. 🤣
It would help humanity tremendously if Elon & several other billionaires jettisoned themselves to Mars. The rest of us will be okay here.
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
It would help humanity tremendously if Elon & several other billionaires jettisoned themselves to Mars. The rest of us will be okay here.
Narrator: Indeed, the ones who stayed will not receive a $10,000 bonus.
November 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Narrator: Indeed, the ones who stayed will not receive a $10,000 bonus.