@bluejeanbritches.bsky.social
Good news: I nut quick.
Bad news: I might miss.
Bad news: I might miss.
March 3, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Good news: I nut quick.
Bad news: I might miss.
Bad news: I might miss.
46 wordles in a fuckin row.
March 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
46 wordles in a fuckin row.
I honestly don’t think Kendrick will perform Not Like Us at the Super Bowl. I never have thought he would since he was announced as the halftime performer.
January 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I honestly don’t think Kendrick will perform Not Like Us at the Super Bowl. I never have thought he would since he was announced as the halftime performer.
My two favorite Bible moments off the top of my head (no particular order):
God killing the man for not busting in his brother’s widow and popping off on the ground.
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God sending a bear to kill 42 children for mocking a bald man while he walked.
God killing the man for not busting in his brother’s widow and popping off on the ground.
&
God sending a bear to kill 42 children for mocking a bald man while he walked.
January 14, 2025 at 7:00 AM
My two favorite Bible moments off the top of my head (no particular order):
God killing the man for not busting in his brother’s widow and popping off on the ground.
&
God sending a bear to kill 42 children for mocking a bald man while he walked.
God killing the man for not busting in his brother’s widow and popping off on the ground.
&
God sending a bear to kill 42 children for mocking a bald man while he walked.
They hate you while you here.
They love you once you gone. Now everybody runnin to their phone to start mournin.
There’s so much fake love that real love feels foreign.
They love you once you gone. Now everybody runnin to their phone to start mournin.
There’s so much fake love that real love feels foreign.
December 28, 2024 at 8:25 PM
They hate you while you here.
They love you once you gone. Now everybody runnin to their phone to start mournin.
There’s so much fake love that real love feels foreign.
They love you once you gone. Now everybody runnin to their phone to start mournin.
There’s so much fake love that real love feels foreign.
I’m in the timeline where Mandela effects are classified as false memories. And I’m staying.
December 9, 2024 at 1:12 PM
I’m in the timeline where Mandela effects are classified as false memories. And I’m staying.
I’ll spend two minutes reloading the video until it’s a skip in 5 second ad.
November 30, 2024 at 5:10 PM
I’ll spend two minutes reloading the video until it’s a skip in 5 second ad.
I just checked and just 1 still moves me.
November 26, 2024 at 5:17 AM
I just checked and just 1 still moves me.
He may have been in the closet but the door was open.
November 23, 2024 at 2:06 AM
He may have been in the closet but the door was open.
I knew something was up because people driving $600k cars wouldn’t even blink at $130 oil changes.
November 22, 2024 at 5:32 AM
I knew something was up because people driving $600k cars wouldn’t even blink at $130 oil changes.
Not that it matters, but I’m not a nihilist.
November 20, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Not that it matters, but I’m not a nihilist.
She’s just lookin for a place to shoot up. She got a half drank tea and two bucks.
November 20, 2024 at 3:40 PM
She’s just lookin for a place to shoot up. She got a half drank tea and two bucks.
⭕️ Single
⭕️ Taken
✅ Trades coupons for handjobs
⭕️ Taken
✅ Trades coupons for handjobs
November 20, 2024 at 3:32 PM
⭕️ Single
⭕️ Taken
✅ Trades coupons for handjobs
⭕️ Taken
✅ Trades coupons for handjobs
Happy Dan Da Dan episode Eve to all that observe.
November 20, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Happy Dan Da Dan episode Eve to all that observe.
MMA is more like a real fight. In real fights you spend like 15-20 minutes dry fuckin another man on the ground.
November 17, 2024 at 6:12 AM
MMA is more like a real fight. In real fights you spend like 15-20 minutes dry fuckin another man on the ground.
It’s not ginger ale. It’s ginger ale flavored water.
November 16, 2024 at 6:40 PM
It’s not ginger ale. It’s ginger ale flavored water.
Some may post flutters.
But as for my folks and me.
We skat. We skeet skeets.
But as for my folks and me.
We skat. We skeet skeets.
November 16, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Some may post flutters.
But as for my folks and me.
We skat. We skeet skeets.
But as for my folks and me.
We skat. We skeet skeets.
Put your tits up unless you got fairy ears.
November 15, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Put your tits up unless you got fairy ears.
I’m in the skeetin business. And, buddy, business is a-boomin.
November 15, 2024 at 2:11 PM
I’m in the skeetin business. And, buddy, business is a-boomin.
Had to get a quick skeet off.
November 15, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Had to get a quick skeet off.
I don’t even know shit about El Paso. I just feel like they deserve more attention. And perhaps credit.
November 14, 2024 at 3:12 PM
I don’t even know shit about El Paso. I just feel like they deserve more attention. And perhaps credit.
I’m still gonna call this twitter. New twitter.
November 14, 2024 at 4:16 AM
I’m still gonna call this twitter. New twitter.